• 9 years 7 months ago
    • Posts: 638
    Ok whats the best chat up lines you have said or had said to you?
    The Bucket is Opened
    Are you sure you want to delete this post? Yes | No
      • 9 years 7 months ago
      • Posts: 74809
      'Excuse me, is your seat taken?'
      Are you sure you want to delete this post? Yes | No
        • 9 years 7 months ago
        • Posts: 638
        My love for you is like Diarrhea i just cant hold it in.
        The Bucket is Opened
        Are you sure you want to delete this post? Yes | No
          • 9 years 7 months ago
          • Posts: 74809
          One of my teammates here said this to a black girl (he's white). I SWEAR TO GOD ON MY LIFE HE SAID THIS TO HER: "Yo baby..don't discriminate, 'cause vanilla melts in your mouth too." How funny is that? Needless to say, he didn't get any that night..
          Are you sure you want to delete this post? Yes | No
            • 9 years 7 months ago
            • Posts: 249
            David the Gnome wrote:
            One of my teammates here said this to a black girl (he's white). I SWEAR TO GOD ON MY LIFE HE SAID THIS TO HER: "Yo baby..don't discriminate, 'cause vanilla melts in your mouth too." How funny is that? Needless to say, he didn't get any that night..


            LOL :lol:
            hmm I can't remember any lines off hand but I get the "routines"
            There's the "what's your number again?" again routine (when I didn't give it out in the first place)

            There's the "let's be friends" routine that they use if you say you have a boyfriend

            There's the "accidental nudge" routine where they say "excuse me" and take it as an opportunity to start a convo

            There's the "so what are you reading?" routine followed by "Oh ok, that's sounds interesting, what's your name?" :roll:

            There's the oh so popular "You should smile more often" routine

            Then there's the classic "so why are you so quiet?" routine (on a crowded train or bus and the girl is by herself) :roll::roll:

            That's all I can think of for now :lol:
            Are you sure you want to delete this post? Yes | No
              • 9 years 7 months ago
              • Posts: 846
              Seriously, someone asked me this. what is the number for 911?
              Are you sure you want to delete this post? Yes | No
                • 9 years 7 months ago
                • Posts: 638
                you should have said 922
                The Bucket is Opened
                Are you sure you want to delete this post? Yes | No
                  • 9 years 7 months ago
                  • Posts: 944
                  I personally like the Napoleon Dynamite pick-up line:

                  "I can see that you're drinking 1%, is that because you think your fat?... Well your not you could be drinking whole if you wanted to."

                  Is this guy smooth or what? :lol:
                  Are you sure you want to delete this post? Yes | No
                    • 9 years 7 months ago
                    • Posts: 1553
                    • Account Disabled
                    Heres one for when you're in the grocery store:
                    Go up to any random girl of choice and ask her where the eggs are at. When she says she doesn't know, ask how shes going to fix you breakfast in the morning. Works every time.
                    Are you sure you want to delete this post? Yes | No
                      • 9 years 7 months ago
                      • Posts: 846
                      When i was at my job this lady asked me the dumbest question. it was a 24hr store, right? So she came up to me and asked when we closed :?
                      Are you sure you want to delete this post? Yes | No
                        • 9 years 7 months ago
                        • Posts: 74809
                        I saw this on some TV show....

                        "Are you sure you don't work at Home Depot? Cuz you been givin me da WOOD ALL NIGHT LONG..".

                        Don't laugh too hard, I know douchebags who get drunk and actually use crap like that on women they don't know.

                        I guess it takes all kinds...
                        Are you sure you want to delete this post? Yes | No
                          • 9 years 7 months ago
                          • Posts: 74809
                          I know a guy who told this HOT HOT HOT 17 year old to find him when she turned 18. And, I shit you not, on her birthday she showed up at his door.

                          ....where can I obtain such a power?!
                          Are you sure you want to delete this post? Yes | No
                            • 9 years 7 months ago
                            • Posts: 638
                            Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway

                            Nice shoes Wanna fuck


                            Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me
                            The Bucket is Opened
                            Are you sure you want to delete this post? Yes | No
                              • 9 years 7 months ago
                              • Posts: 110
                              Here's a funny one


                              I lost my phone number........................can i have yours

                              that cracks me up!
                              Are you sure you want to delete this post? Yes | No
                                • 9 years 7 months ago
                                • Posts: 74809
                                I heard this one in use at a local night club.

                                "excuse me, Have you ever had ten pounds of cock in you?"
                                She replied "no i havent"
                                he said "would you" and she smacked the everloving crap out of him.


                                well worth a try
                                Are you sure you want to delete this post? Yes | No
                                  • 9 years 7 months ago
                                  • Posts: 97
                                  I like Joey on "Friends", "How you do'in" that is great stuff. Serious power if that works for you.
                                  Are you sure you want to delete this post? Yes | No
                                    • 9 years 6 months ago
                                    • Posts: 31
                                    lol, i sat next to a girl in a college class. I got in a nasty car wreck. Anyone here remember me?? she leaves for the army, i heal up. She comes back from the army a year later, and i restart college, on crutches healing from my final surgery. I see her again. I hobble over, and the first words out of my mouth "Look im on crutches!"

                                    Most definately goin out now....
                                    Are you sure you want to delete this post? Yes | No
                                      • 8 years 9 months ago
                                      • Posts: 1055
                                      So.. you come here often?
                                      Are you sure you want to delete this post? Yes | No
                                        • 8 years 9 months ago
                                        • Posts: 210
                                        A buddy of mine said this to a girl at a night club.....

                                        "So you gonna blow me or what?"

                                        And it worked!!!!
                                        The customer is always right.... except when they are wrong.

                                        http://evil-monkey.org
                                        http://frappr.com/retrojunk
                                        Are you sure you want to delete this post? Yes | No
                                          • 8 years 9 months ago
                                          • Posts: 1132
                                          My boyfriend and I met at a bar, so we were both pretty trashed. He barely even remembers anything from the night. He is freaking CRAZY junk. If you've ever seen the episode of Family Guy where Peter does ectasy, that's totally what he was like. So all night he was going on like,

                                          "Oh man I have to pee so bad but I got such a boner as soon as you touched me!"
                                          "I know a lot of hotels and a lot of chapels."
                                          "I'll let you have my wallet if you just promise you'll see me again."
                                          And of course the classic, "Please just kiss me while I jerk off."
                                          Are you sure you want to delete this post? Yes | No
                                          Search