It was a day like any other day The sun was shining Birds were singing Everything seemed normal
But the world wouldn't be ready for what was about to hit them
THE TRIPLE DATE!!!!
Our story begins at Raw's house where Raw sitting in a bean bag chair naked eating cheetos
The phone rings.......
The person on the other end is crying hysteriaclly
Raw- Hello? Who is this?
Neo-They took it!!!!
Raw- Neo? What are you talking about?
Neo-They took the only thing I've ever loved!!!!
Raw- Someone kidnapped SYS?!?!?! Oh my God..I'm gonna kick there filthy.....
Neo-No, not here!!! They... they... they took my car!!!!!
Raw-This is more serious than I thought!!!! Who took it?
Neo-(still hysterical) I don’t know, I walked outta my house this morning and it was gone!!!
Raw and Neo knew that this thief is much bigger then they are. Whatever, whoever took Neo’s car was an expert at this kind of stuff….. They needed back up!!!
Phone rings under a bridge in the UK
Chaos fumbles out of his cardboard box and picks up the phone
Chaos-(with slurred speech) Hello?
Raw- Chaos… we need your help
(Raw proceeds to explain Neo’s story to Chaos) ………. And we have to get that car back before tonight….We have that triple date and no other form of transportation Chaos-I’ll be right there
(Narrator) Chaos runs out into oncoming traffic wearing a loin clothe( why you ask? I have no idea but he just was). He almost gets hit by an escalade but dodges traffic just in the knick of time. Runs to the other side of the street where he sees a phone booth. Darts inside and is transformed into
Meanwhile back in the states Foxxietrini,SYS,and Sacred are getting ready for the date.
Foxxie- Hey guys… I gotta question
Foxxie-Do you think Raw is a little…well..different
Sacred-Besides the fact that he is extremely cheap and a crazy pimp stalker…..no
Foxxie-But what about…..his…ya know…problem
SYS- What problem?
Foxxie-You know..that little problem he has
SYS-I’m not following
Foxxie-Ok….If I tell ya’ll this you have to promise me that you won’t tell a soul.
SYS&Sacred- Sure, of course
Foxxie-Raw has trouble sometimes…performing…in bed
Sys and Sacred are stunned for a second and then look at each other and burst into laughter!!!
Foxxie-It’s not funny guys… it’s not his fault he only has one testicle
Sys and Sacred are shocked
Foxxie- Oooopss… I wasn’t supposed to tell anyone that
Sys and Sacred break out into uncontrolable laughter but is interrupted by the sound of Sacred’s Cell Phone ringing
Sacred wipes her tears of laughter and answers the phone
Kray-Hey Sacred, it’s Kray
Sacred-Oh hey darlin’...what’s up?
Kray-ummmm, we might have a little problem with the date tonight
Sacred-What?!?!?! Kray-It seems that Neo’s car has been…well stolen
Kray- but don’t worry we got it all under control… we’re going to get that car back
Sacred-Ya’ll had better or this date that we have been planning for months is ruined.
Kray-We will….I promise!!!
What will happen next? Will Chaos make it to the USA on time? Who stole Neo’s car? Does Raw really only have one testicle?!?!?!