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Alright everyone here is the second episode of the Triple date...enjoy!!! 
*~The Triple Date~*
Ep. 2
(Narrator)
Our story begins in an abandoned warehouse in Soho. With the shadows of a person planning his next moves… in crime, but not any crime, the crime against man’s best friend… his car! His idenity? Unknown. His motive? Hidden. All that we know is whoever, whatever he is, he’s pure evil!!
Pure Evil: Did you take care of it?
Lackey: Yes sir, everything is pretty much taken care of.
Pure Evil: Pretty Much?! Give me direct answers scum!!!
Lackey: w…w..well we did run into a slight problem…
Pure Evil: In this business there is no room for errors…what is it?
Lackey: There is a possibility that we are being traced by… THE JUNKIES!!!
Pure Evil: That’s more than a slight problem maggot!!! Everyone knows that the junkies are a force to be reckoned with!!! (Sigh) Leave you worm as I plan what must be done next!!!
(Narrator)
Back at the junkies fortress Kray and Neo are playing “Candy Land”.
*Neo flips card*
Neo: Double purple…HECK YES!!!
*Kray flips card*
Kray: OOOOOOOOoooooo………Princess Lollie… in your face you dirty son of a…
(Narrator)
Their game is interrupted by a plane like noise from outside.
*Kray and Neo move to the window*
Kray: What the heck is that??
Neo: I think it’s a bird…
Kray: No fag, it’s a plane…
*Chaos lands on patio*
Chaos: No…I’m KING PIMP!!!
Kray: OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo…
Neo: (to Chaos) Dude…did you realize you are wearing your underwear on the outside of your pants??
*Chaos looks down*
Chaos: Oops… I’ll fix it!!!
Neo: Nah!!! It’s ok man, we don’t want to see your…
*Chaos is now naked from the waist down*
Kray: Oh my god!!! You’re a… a… a JEW!!!!!!
Chaos: Shalom Wankers!!!
*Chaos pulls up his pants and looks around the room*
Chaos: Where’s Raw??
Kray: I’m not exactly sure… he mumbled something about getting ready for his date!!!
*Scene switches to Raw in Ping-Pong Chow’s Nail Salon*
Raw: I think I’ll go with the pink tips…and can you add sparkles??
*Scene switches back to the fortress*
Chaos: I wonder about him sometimes!!!
Neo: Don’t we all…
*phone rings*
Neo: Hello?
SYS: Neo, you have to help us!!!
Neo: What’s wrong baby??
SYS: It’s HIM!!! The guy that stole your car!!! He has us blind-folded and bound in some warehouse and he said if ya’ll don’t surrender and retire “the junkies” he will kill us all!!!
Neo: We’re on our way!!!
(Narrator)
Who is pure evil??
Will the junkies make it on time??
And who names their kid Ping-Pong Chow??
You’ll have to wait till the next episode of…
*~The Triple Date~*
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