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    How come the professor in Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut but can't patch a hole in the S.S. Minnow?

    How come Lois Lane can't tell Superman is really Clark Kent? Comeon!!! He just takes off his glasses and puts a curl in his hair!

    How come Voltron always wait's until he's about to die to bring out his blazing sword?
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      I have your answer to all these questions

      Predaking wrote:
      How come the professor in Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut but can't patch a hole in the S.S. Minnow?


      You see, the professor, for one, secretly didn't want to get off the island, he probably didn't get laid much on the land, and he was far more attractive than both dumb ass Gilliagan and fat ass Skipper, so he had lot better chance of scoring with both Marry Anne and Ginger.

      Predaking wrote:
      How come Lois Lane can't tell Superman is really Clark Kent? Comeon!!! He just takes off his glasses and puts a curl in his hair!


      As we saw in Superman 2, everytime they kissed, he sucked away her memory. She kissed Superman almost time he rescued her, so her memory of seeing him up close was always erased.

      Predaking wrote:
      How come Voltron always wait's until he's about to die to bring out his blazing sword?


      The blazing sword is very power-draining, so the Voltron team only pull it out when absolutely necissary (ironicly, that's every single time)
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        MattNash wrote:
        I have your answer to all these questions

        Predaking wrote:
        How come the professor in Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut but can't patch a hole in the S.S. Minnow?


        You see, the professor, for one, secretly didn't want to get off the island, he probably didn't get laid much on the land, and he was far more attractive than both dumb ass Gilliagan and fat ass Skipper, so he had lot better chance of scoring with both Marry Anne and Ginger.

        Predaking wrote:
        How come Lois Lane can't tell Superman is really Clark Kent? Comeon!!! He just takes off his glasses and puts a curl in his hair!


        As we saw in Superman 2, everytime they kissed, he sucked away her memory. She kissed Superman almost time he rescued her, so her memory of seeing him up close was always erased.

        Predaking wrote:
        How come Voltron always wait's until he's about to die to bring out his blazing sword?


        The blazing sword is very power-draining, so the Voltron team only pull it out when absolutely necissary (ironicly, that's every single time)


        It's a conspiracy I tell ya'
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          Predaking wrote:
          How come the professor in Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut but can't patch a hole in the S.S. Minnow?


          It would end the series! Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh! :lol:
          Narrator: Man lives in the sunlit world of what he believes to be reality. But... there is, unseen by most, an underworld, a place that is just as real, but not as brightly lit... a Darkside :twisted:
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            Iloveth80sfan911 wrote:
            Predaking wrote:
            How come the professor in Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut but can't patch a hole in the S.S. Minnow?


            It would end the series! Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh! :lol:


            If you think about it though, it's unlikely. He would probably patch the boat only to have the boat float away by itself or something like that....probably cause of Gilligan of course. Just like every episode, they're just about to leave the island and in the last minute something happens. :wink:
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              MattNash wrote:
              As we saw in Superman 2, everytime they kissed, he sucked away her memory. She kissed Superman almost time he rescued her, so her memory of seeing him up close was always erased.


              Hmmm....

              X-ray vision and roofie breath.

              Clark Kent must have moonlighted as a date rapist.
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                • 9 years 1 month ago
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                How aboutt his one...

                In The Matrix, if he agents could just jump into the bodies of whoever they wanted, why was it necessary to bug Neo at all before he went to see Morpheus? Why not just let him get there, jump in, and kill everyone?

                Answer: b/c then the movie would be about 15 minutes long. :D
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                  TechnoMage wrote:
                  How aboutt his one...

                  In The Matrix, if he agents could just jump into the bodies of whoever they wanted, why was it necessary to bug Neo at all before he went to see Morpheus? Why not just let him get there, jump in, and kill everyone?

                  Answer: b/c then the movie would be about 15 minutes long. :D


                  Well he is 'The One'..... He's obviously got a couple of safe guards, even if he doesn't know about it...

                  Plus, primarily, if you'd been paying attention, it is an unavoidable loop of affairs, as designed by the Architect/Larry. The One must always semi triumph and then Zion get subsequently destroyed.


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                    LOL, there are alot of just random occurances in films just to make it longer. You can even say that about the Lord of the Rings but it's the journy not the destination that makes most movies, not all but most.
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