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Predaking wrote:
How come the professor in Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut but can't patch a hole in the S.S. Minnow?
You see, the professor, for one, secretly didn't want to get off the island, he probably didn't get laid much on the land, and he was far more attractive than both dumb ass Gilliagan and fat ass Skipper, so he had lot better chance of scoring with both Marry Anne and Ginger.
Predaking wrote:
How come Lois Lane can't tell Superman is really Clark Kent? Comeon!!! He just takes off his glasses and puts a curl in his hair!
As we saw in Superman 2, everytime they kissed, he sucked away her memory. She kissed Superman almost time he rescued her, so her memory of seeing him up close was always erased.
Predaking wrote:
How come Voltron always wait's until he's about to die to bring out his blazing sword?
The blazing sword is very power-draining, so the Voltron team only pull it out when absolutely necissary (ironicly, that's every single time)