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sacredscred 9 years 1 month ago Posts: 666	We have all had 'em...those weird dreams that make you wake up the next mornin think'..."What the heck?!?!" Mine would have to be the time that I dreamt my dad was fixing a tea kettle...he turned the screw to hard and steam came spitting out in a straight line and cut my lil sisters head clear off! What's yours?!?!

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System 9 years 1 month ago Posts: 74809	Weirdest or scariest? My weirdest would have to be escaping out of the earth because it was about to blow up, I flew away in a hot air balloon and saw all kinds of weird crap, it was like I was wasted.

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Phantasmagoria_3D 9 years 1 month ago Posts: 600	Hmmmm... I don't know the most weirdest [or scariest] dream I've ever had, considering the fact that I've had quite A LOT of them in my lifetime. Probably the last one I can remember would have to be where I was at some kind of wedding for my sister (Note: In real life, there really WAS a wedding for my sister, which I attended this past summer in June) only this one was very weird. It felt more like some kind of family reunion or something. Anyway, I remember a part in the dream where my sister's husband turned into a zombie (his skin was all decayed looking and crap) and he was trying to kill me! It didn't make much sense though and it wasn't too scary. It was just... well... weird...

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MattNash 9 years 1 month ago Posts: 4312 Account Disabled	I posted this earlier in Twisted Dreams (Nightmares) but I thought I would post it here again since it is the wierdest dream I've ever had: I had a dream once where there was a disease going around the United States and the television news warned everone not to use public restrooms, especially in Oklahoma. "I REPEAT," said the anchorman, "DON"T USE THE RESTROOMS IN OKLAHOMA." So then it kind of got hazy for a second and the next thing that happened is I was walking down a dirtroad in the country, somewhere. My parents were with me. It was sunny, there was a nice breeze, the grass was green and old oak trees stood like noblemen in the fields. There were old barbedwire fences beyond the grassy ditches to the left and the right and we were all having a good ol' time. I looked to my right and noticed there was a cow pasture beyond the barbed wire. Nothing big, I thought, just cows, it is the country after all. I looked at one of the cows, however, and I noticed it had two heads, not side by side, but one on top of the other. That's strange, then I noticed other two headed cows, a few with their front legs smaller than their back legs and they where running around like two legged dinosaurs, running pretty fast too. Then I saw another cow from the rear, it looked normal, four legs, one head, but then it turned around to look at me and it had the face of a human, with very dark shadowy eyes. It saw me then ran away. Finally there was another cow, with small front legs like many of the rest, but it was the size of an elephant and with only half of a face. Seeing all of these mutant cows kind of freaked me out so I wanted to get as far away from them as I possibly could. I went over to the fence on the left side, the one away from the cow field and jumped it. Then I noticed my parents had walked on, so I walked on. Then I found that I had gotten to a part of the fence that was chain link and very high, so I was stuck. My folks yelled, "get out of there, Matt, there's tigers," then I looked over and there was an adult bengeled tiger looking at me. In a panic I tried to climb the fence, but the hungry tiger jumped up and dug its claws into my love handles, dragging me to the dirt... I woke then, and I had to pee really bad, so i got up and walked to the bathroom, and used the urinal... wait a minute... I don't have a urinal in my apartment, this is a public restroom. A man walked in the door so I asked him, "Hey, where am I?" He replied, "Why, you're in Oklahoma." "NNNOOOOHHH!!!"

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xSpiralDancerx 9 years 1 month ago Posts: 136	I was really little and during the day my dad was watching Night of the Living Dead. So that night I had a dream that zombies were trying to eat my brains. They were behind my headboard and I told them hold on let me go to the bathroom first. In the dream I had gotten up and then it was weird I think I actually did get up because I woke up and I was standing. I really did have to go to the bathroom.
	Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue :-)
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System 9 years 1 month ago Posts: 74809	Oh man, too many to remember. Although in a recent one, me and my dad were arguing and then both turned in to flies and flew away.

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System 9 years 1 month ago Posts: 74809	I only occasionally have strange dreams, but when I do, I spend the rest of the day in a weirded-out daze. I'll only list some of the more interesting parts of dreams I've had: I was abducted by a UFO tractor beam, but then I fell and crashed into the earth, and fell through to another world. I was in a red room with knives and sharp tools all around the walls, and a gang was about to beat me up and torture me. I died with a bunch of other people, and we got on a train to the netherworld, with grim reapers as the seat ushers. Later on I fought with the devil, and saw some ghosts looking at me through a window and I woke up screaming. I had a pet duck that was swimming in a lake, but then some guy went over and did a body slam on the duck, and he was joined by whales and dolphins, all doing body slams on the duck in the water. Then the guy and a bunch of penguins came out of the water to get me. I was watching TV and on every single channel was news footage of blood and gore streaming down an ATM machine. I was in a series of rooms with a bunch of huge, hollowed out clown heads, filled with intestines, which looked just like noodle soup. And I had to empty them out with a bucket.

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BlueRain 9 years 1 month ago Posts: 311	What I hate about some weird dreams is that sometimes you act in a manner you would never act in real life. I used to think "but that doesn't make sense? I would never do that..etc". I know it's just a dream, but I feel like I was "watching" a dumb low A.I. video game version of myself

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Daniel85 9 years 1 month ago Posts: 1699	I used to dream about being sucked up by a UFO's tractor beam quite a lot. I also used to have dreams about alien invasions. Epic dreams that seemed to last for days. One time it was the monkeys from Planet of the Apes invading... I was on the top floor of a building and they were taking the building from the ground up. Another time it was the Yuuzhan Vong from Star Wars, but mostly it was your basic little grey men. I actually enjoyed dreams like these, cos it was like seeing a summer blockbuster for free! I don't really dream much anymore, but a couple of years ago I started to get "night terrors", which is basically waking up paralysed. Anyone else gone through this? It's terrifying. You're conscious, but can't move a muscle. Some people who experience it report seeing/feeling a black 'demon' sitting on their chest, or a black monster hulking over them. I never had that part, but it was still damn scary. It hasn't happened in over a year, and I hope it never happens again.
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Mystie
9 years 1 month ago
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Once I dreamt I had sex with Jenna Jameson.
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sacredscred
9 years 1 month ago
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*changes the suject*...so how about that weather huh? It happens every day...it is so...umm...cool
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BlueRain 9 years 1 month ago Posts: 311	Daniel85 wrote: I don't really dream much anymore, but a couple of years ago I started to get "night terrors", which is basically waking up paralysed. Anyone else gone through this? It's terrifying. You're conscious, but can't move a muscle. Some people who experience it report seeing/feeling a black 'demon' sitting on their chest, or a black monster hulking over them. I never had that part, but it was still damn scary. It hasn't happened in over a year, and I hope it never happens again. That's very scary. Hopefully that'll never happen again, if it does, maybe you should pray at least in your mind. Hopefully it's just a mental thing and nothing paranormal.

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MattNash 9 years 1 month ago Posts: 4312 Account Disabled	Daniel85 wrote: I don't really dream much anymore, but a couple of years ago I started to get "night terrors", which is basically waking up paralysed. Anyone else gone through this? It's terrifying. You're conscious, but can't move a muscle. Some people who experience it report seeing/feeling a black 'demon' sitting on their chest, or a black monster hulking over them. I never had that part, but it was still damn scary. It hasn't happened in over a year, and I hope it never happens again. This is actually a phenominon that happens to a lot of people. Its called the "Old Hag" Syndrome. It happened to me before several times, though I usually don't open my eyes, I can still sense an evil presence around my bed when it occurs, though. I usually start to panic because I can't move, but usually when I finally fully awaken, I see that my dreamy mind was just playing tricks on me.

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Phantasmagoria_3D 9 years 29 days ago Posts: 600	I just remembered another set of dreams I experienced as a child growing up in the mid-90s. I used to have nightmares about the Kool-Aid man coming after me when I was 7-8 years old. One of them was where we were all upstairs in my house jumping up and down on the bed drinking Kool-Aid. My brother spilled some and the Kool-Aid man slipped on it and went flying smack into the mirror sitting there on my mom's dresser. Then it REALLY got freaky when he got stuck in the mirror and started making that scary looking smile of his around me! I don't remember but I think he said something like, "OHHHHH YEEEEEAH! When I get outta here, kid, I'll get you!" Another bad (but funny!) dream I had about the ool-Aid man was where I insulted him by saying, "You're stinky!" And then he picked me up and threw me! That was soooooo intense and an undeniably scary experience that I still remember today, and I'm 20 now! Every time I see the Kool-Aid Man's picture though, I start to kind of smile myself. It's just so funny how it seems that he could just snap at any second. Still, I LOOOOVE the Kool-Aid drink! It's very refreshing! Kudos to the Kool-Aid man! Btw, I also originally posted this SAME dream on X-Entertainment Blog. Some other moron copied it word for word from me and posted it elsewhere (on Myspace.com to be exact) Oh well. It WAS my dream after all!

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Phantasmagoria_3D 9 years 29 days ago Posts: 600	You can find it here, if you wish to read it again! LOL! http://www.x-entertainment.com/updates/entries/archives/00000342.html

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Phantasmagoria_3D
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It's the last one waaaaay at the bottom...
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System 9 years 28 days ago Posts: 74809	As far as oddball dreams, I once had a one where I was seated in a children's motorized car, which was really a minature version of KITT from Knight Rider (Cylon eye and all). I was tearin' down a crowded highway doing atleast 100mph and occasionally jumping over cars with a turbo boost. I actually woke up laughing. Another one that stands out for me was a seriously action packed gunfight in my apartment with Darth Vader. The whole place got shredded. As soon as I was out of ammo and surrendered, he walked right up and put one in my gut.

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Barth 9 years 28 days ago Posts: 253	I sometimes have dreams about old girlfriends I have had in the past...I wake up in a funk because I want to relive some of those days

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