• 9 years 2 months ago
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    Here is my personal fave, Why do people with closed minds have open mouthes?
    Narrator: Man lives in the sunlit world of what he believes to be reality. But... there is, unseen by most, an underworld, a place that is just as real, but not as brightly lit... a Darkside :twisted:
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      • 9 years 2 months ago
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      here's the only sticker on my car right now that says something 'do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup'

      i also want may the force be with you
      miaow >^..^<

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        • 9 years 2 months ago
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        bleukeekat wrote:
        here's the only sticker on my car right now that says something 'do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup'

        i also want may the force be with you


        I love those ones too.
        Narrator: Man lives in the sunlit world of what he believes to be reality. But... there is, unseen by most, an underworld, a place that is just as real, but not as brightly lit... a Darkside :twisted:
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          • 9 years 2 months ago
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          I had one that said Driver carries only $20 in ammunition. I worked at a pizza place delivering pizzas for awhile when I had that one.
          Then there was this one for star trek it shows a small Enterprsie pic and
          said someting like If you can read this your in phaser range.
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            • 9 years 1 month ago
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            "My kid can beat up your Honor Roll student"
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              • 9 years 1 month ago
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              I live in Texas so there are a lot of country guys who drive big trucks flawnting the rebel flag, most people call these guys "rednecks". My brother is one of those guys. Those rednecks love that rebel flag, they think it shows southern pride or some bullshit, i don't know, if you live in Texas or anywhere else in the south, you'll probably know what I'm talking about. Anyway, I saw this bumper-sticker one day that made me laugh. It had a rebel flag with a red circle and line through it (like with the Ghostbusters ensignia) and next to it, it said, "You Lost, Get Over It!"
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                • 9 years 1 month ago
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                good one:)

                i saw one once that said ' he's dead jim, you get his tricorder, ill take his wallet' :)

                one of my fav old chestnuts is 'gas grass or ass no one rides for free' :)
                miaow >^..^<

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                  • 9 years 1 month ago
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                  Your College Sucks!..(Made to look like a college sticker)
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                    • 9 years 1 month ago
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                    MattNash wrote:
                    It had a rebel flag with a red circle and line through it (like with the Ghostbusters ensignia) and next to it, it said, "You Lost, Get Over It!"


                    I had this one on my truck when I lived in NC.

                    My personal favorite: "Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window"
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                      CuCulain42 wrote:
                      MattNash wrote:
                      It had a rebel flag with a red circle and line through it (like with the Ghostbusters ensignia) and next to it, it said, "You Lost, Get Over It!"


                      I had this one on my truck when I lived in NC.

                      My personal favorite: "Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window"


                      I also like "Honk if you love secular humanism"
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                        • 9 years 1 month ago
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                        I've got two that I'd like to have:

                        "My son is an honorary Super Saiyan"

                        and

                        "Don't tail gate me or I'll flick a booger on your windshield" :lol: I might actually do that too :twisted:


                        One that I actually do have is:

                        "Have you ever stopped to think, and forgot to start again?..."
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                          • 9 years 1 month ago
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                          hahaha i like that one
                          miaow >^..^<

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                            And lets not forget the classic, "Visulize Whireled Peas"
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                              • 9 years 1 month ago
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                              or visualise grilled cheese :)
                              miaow >^..^<

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                                Another of my favorites: "Are you having phone sex or do drive s***ty all the time?"
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                                  "Keep Honking, I'm Reloading." "Don't be an @ss, vote Republican." "Welcome to America, now speak English!" "Peace is achieved through victory!"
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                                    • 9 years 1 month ago
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                                    My car just has a VNV Nation bumper sticker, my green subdued american flag sticker, and of course.... my fragging permit. :twisted:

                                    http://www.jinx.com/scripts/details.asp?affid=-1&s=1&productID=336

                                    I always get confused by those "Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my ass!" stickers because.... doesn't that kind of suggest you want hemerrhoids on your ass? :shock:
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                                      • 9 years 1 month ago
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                                      Mystie wrote:
                                      My car just has a VNV Nation bumper sticker, my green subdued american flag sticker, and of course.... my fragging permit. :twisted:

                                      http://www.jinx.com/scripts/details.asp?affid=-1&s=1&productID=336

                                      I always get confused by those "Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my ass!" stickers because.... doesn't that kind of suggest you want hemerrhoids on your ass? :shock:


                                      That Fragging permit is funny! :lol: I will have to buy for my buddies car.
                                      Narrator: Man lives in the sunlit world of what he believes to be reality. But... there is, unseen by most, an underworld, a place that is just as real, but not as brightly lit... a Darkside :twisted:
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                                        We need a retrojunk.com sticker
                                        And now for something completely different................
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                                          • 9 years 1 month ago
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                                          I bought one for my friend that had a suped up Honda and it said
                                          "Racing in a Honda is like racing the Special Olympics, even if you win, your still retarded"

                                          I used to have one on my old car that said
                                          "Congratulations! You've been passed by a girl!"

                                          Then I've also seen some funny ones like
                                          "Your riding my bumper like I rode your sister"
                                          "Voting democrat is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders"


                                          Not really a bumper sticker but have you guys ever seen anybody riding around with nutz on their truck? A popular radio station out here had talked about them on the air and now there all over, and it is some funny stuff.
                                          I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel so much... yummier
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