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    Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally
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      • 9 years 10 hours ago
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      Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore.

      New movie: Caddyshack

      "Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid." WooHoooo! :wink:
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        • 9 years 10 hours ago
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        And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
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          • 8 years 11 months ago
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          Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
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            • 8 years 11 months ago
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            "When you buy a hat like this, I bet you get a free bowl of soup. Oh, it looks good on you though."
            "Serenity now. Insanity later."
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              • 8 years 11 months ago
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              This is a hybrid. This is a cross of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.
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                • 8 years 11 months ago
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                This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it.
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                  • 8 years 11 months ago
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                  New Movie Dirty Dancing

                  Oh, come on, ladies. God wouldn't have given you maracas if He didn't want you to shake 'em. -Penny
                  It's OK, next time I'll make you listen. I wish that it were in the power of all children to say that to their parents and to know that indeed they would be heard as we were in those wonderful days on Waltons Mountain.Narrator The Waltons (From the Runawa
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                    • 8 years 11 months ago
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                    Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
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                      • 8 years 11 months ago
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                      Go back to your playpen, Baby.
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                        • 8 years 11 months ago
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                        just put your pickle on everybody's plate college boy and leave the hard stuff to me.
                        It's OK, next time I'll make you listen. I wish that it were in the power of all children to say that to their parents and to know that indeed they would be heard as we were in those wonderful days on Waltons Mountain.Narrator The Waltons (From the Runawa
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                          • 8 years 11 months ago
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                          I carried a watermelon - Baby
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                            New Movie Top Gun



                            The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.
                            It's OK, next time I'll make you listen. I wish that it were in the power of all children to say that to their parents and to know that indeed they would be heard as we were in those wonderful days on Waltons Mountain.Narrator The Waltons (From the Runawa
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                              • 8 years 11 months ago
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                              Requesting permission for a flyby
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                                • 8 years 11 months ago
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                                I feel the need, the need for speed! 8)
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                                  • 8 years 11 months ago
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                                  And if you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong!
                                  It's OK, next time I'll make you listen. I wish that it were in the power of all children to say that to their parents and to know that indeed they would be heard as we were in those wonderful days on Waltons Mountain.Narrator The Waltons (From the Runawa
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                                    • 8 years 11 months ago
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                                    "You can be my wingman anytime"
                                    "Bullsh*t - you can be mine!"
                                    "Serenity now. Insanity later."
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                                      • 8 years 11 months ago
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                                      "You're Dangerous"
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                                        • 8 years 11 months ago
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                                        New movie: Pretty Women

                                        I got red, I got green, I got yellow... I'm out of purple, but I do have one Gold Circle coin left... the condom of champions... the one and only... nothin' is gettin' through this sucker. Whaddya say, hmm?
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                                          • 8 years 11 months ago
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                                          Welcome to Hollywood! What's your dream? Everybody comes here; this is Hollywood, land of dreams. Some dreams come true, some don't; but keep on dreamin' - this is Hollywood. Always time to dream, so keep on dreamin'.
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