• 9 years 1 month ago
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    Nature's first green is gold, / Her hardest hue to hold. / Her early leaf's a flower, / But only so an hour. / Then leaf subsides to leaf, / So Eden sank to grief. / So dawn goes down to day, / Nothing gold can stay.Robert Frost wrote it. I always remembered it because I never quite knew what he meant.
    It's OK, next time I'll make you listen. I wish that it were in the power of all children to say that to their parents and to know that indeed they would be heard as we were in those wonderful days on Waltons Mountain.Narrator The Waltons (From the Runawa
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      • 9 years 1 month ago
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      "As I stepped out into the bright sunlight ..."

      NEW MOVIE "Happy Gilmore"

      "I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast."
      "You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast?"
      "Serenity now. Insanity later."
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        • 9 years 1 month ago
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        "They wouldn't let me join the tour."
        "I'm sorry, is it 'cause you're black."
        "HELL NO! DAMN ALLIGATOR BIT OFF MY HAND!"
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          • 9 years 1 month ago
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          "You can trouble me for a warm glass of Shut the Hell Up! Now you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Read the nametag. You're in my world now, Grandma."
          "Serenity now. Insanity later."
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            • 9 years 1 month ago
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            YOU SUCK! Ya JACKASS!
            Who Want's some BLOGna!!?
            http://spacemanmonster.blogspot.com/
            Did you know they'll make a game show out of..
            http://tmgsoo.blogspot.com/
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              • 9 years 1 month ago
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              "You're gonna die clown!!!!"


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              Constructicon: "Nobody would follow an uncharasmatic bore like you!"

              Rumble: "Nobody calls Soundwave un-chrasa-matic!"
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                • 9 years 1 month ago
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                "Stay out of my way, or you'll pay! Listen to what I say!"

                "Why don't I go out and eat some hay? I could lay by the bay, or make things out of clay. I just may. What do you say?"


                New Movie: The Godfather

                "Leave the gun. Take the cannolis."
                "Serenity now. Insanity later."
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                  • 9 years 1 month ago
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                  I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
                  It's OK, next time I'll make you listen. I wish that it were in the power of all children to say that to their parents and to know that indeed they would be heard as we were in those wonderful days on Waltons Mountain.Narrator The Waltons (From the Runawa
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                    • 9 years 1 month ago
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                    Hey, listen, I want somebody good - and I mean very good - to plant that gun. I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his dick in his hands, alright?
                    It's OK, next time I'll make you listen. I wish that it were in the power of all children to say that to their parents and to know that indeed they would be heard as we were in those wonderful days on Waltons Mountain.Narrator The Waltons (From the Runawa
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                      • 9 years 1 month ago
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                      "Never tell anybody outside of the family what you're thinking again!"
                      "Serenity now. Insanity later."
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                        • 9 years 1 month ago
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                        Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your daughter... 's wedding... on the day of your daughter's wedding. And I hope their first child be a masculine child. I pledge my ever-ending loyalty.





                        New Movie: Ferris Bueller's Day Off

                        Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.
                        It's OK, next time I'll make you listen. I wish that it were in the power of all children to say that to their parents and to know that indeed they would be heard as we were in those wonderful days on Waltons Mountain.Narrator The Waltons (From the Runawa
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                          • 9 years 1 month ago
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                          "Do you speak English?"
                          "What country do you think this is?"
                          "Serenity now. Insanity later."
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                            • 9 years 1 month ago
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                            The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom; I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh... you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. That's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
                            It's OK, next time I'll make you listen. I wish that it were in the power of all children to say that to their parents and to know that indeed they would be heard as we were in those wonderful days on Waltons Mountain.Narrator The Waltons (From the Runawa
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                              • 9 years 1 month ago
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                              Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.
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                                • 9 years 1 month ago
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                                "I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw him!"

                                "Well, with your bad knee, Ed, you shouldn't be throwing anybody. It's true."
                                "Serenity now. Insanity later."
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                                  • 9 years 1 month ago
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                                  New mov-ay!!!

                                  Spaceballs

                                  Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
                                  Lone Starr: What?
                                  Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
                                  Lone Starr: What's that make us?
                                  Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.
                                  Constructicon: "Nobody would follow an uncharasmatic bore like you!"

                                  Rumble: "Nobody calls Soundwave un-chrasa-matic!"
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                                    • 9 years 1 month ago
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                                    DH "Let's comb the desert... find anything?"
                                    2 Troopers with a big comb in the sand shake their heads.
                                    DH "Did YOU find anything?"
                                    Another 2 troopers with a big comb in the sand shake their heads.
                                    DH "Did you find anything?"
                                    2 black troopers with a thin pick in the sand, "MAN, WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT!"
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                                      • 9 years 1 month ago
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                                      "I see your Schwartz is as big as mine."
                                      "Serenity now. Insanity later."
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                                        • 9 years 29 days ago
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                                        Oh, my God. It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to blow.
                                        It's OK, next time I'll make you listen. I wish that it were in the power of all children to say that to their parents and to know that indeed they would be heard as we were in those wonderful days on Waltons Mountain.Narrator The Waltons (From the Runawa
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                                          • 9 years 29 days ago
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                                          No Sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!
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