• 9 years 2 months ago
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    "Hey you guuuuuuuuys!!!!"

    "No... Mommy only dropped you once!"


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    Constructicon: "Nobody would follow an uncharasmatic bore like you!"

    Rumble: "Nobody calls Soundwave un-chrasa-matic!"
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      • 9 years 2 months ago
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      "Ruth! baby Ruth!"

      Alright new movie,

      *Big Trouble in Little China*
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        • 9 years 2 months ago
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        "You know what Jack Burton always says at a time like this?"

        "Who???"

        " Jack Burton. ME."
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          • 9 years 2 months ago
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          Cops got better things to do than get killed.
          Oh yeah? So do I!
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            "Son of a bitch must pay!"
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              • 9 years 2 months ago
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              Uh, I just rember the guy that shot lighting from his hands.
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                Jack: "There's something breathing in the water"
                Egg: "That's not water, it's black blood of the earth"
                Jack: "You mean oil?"
                Egg: "I mean black blood of the earth"

                Ok, new movie, somebody else choose this time.
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                  • 9 years 2 months ago
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                  Jack (upon seeing floating head.):

                  "Oh God, somebody please tell me WHAT that is?!?"

                  Okay...

                  Hot Shots!

                  (Bit late? 1990?)
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                    • 9 years 2 months ago
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                    "I'll bet you're all wondering what happened to my pants. Well, they ran out of material when they got to the knees, so, don't give me any sh8t!"
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                      • 9 years 2 months ago
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                      "War... it's FAAANtastic" (I know, that's from part deux, but I LOVE that part)
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                        • 9 years 2 months ago
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                        "I have my father's eyes...."

                        "Topper put those away, that's disgusting."


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                          Oh, come on, somebody has had to have seen Hot Shots besides Auto Matrix, if nobody quotes a line in the next 24 hours, I'm picking a new movie. I would say a quote, but, unfortunatly, I've only seen part deux, so I guess I'll quote it again, "I can kill again, thanks, you've given me a reason to live."
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                            • 9 years 2 months ago
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                            You have the whitest white-part-of-the-eyes I've ever seen. Do you floss?



                            New movie

                            Sixteen Candles

                            Oh Sam, let me take a look at you. Fred, she's gotten her boobies. Oh, and they are so PERKY.
                            It's OK, next time I'll make you listen. I wish that it were in the power of all children to say that to their parents and to know that indeed they would be heard as we were in those wonderful days on Waltons Mountain.Narrator The Waltons (From the Runawa
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                              • 9 years 2 months ago
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                              "This information cannot leave this room. Ok? It would devastate my reputation as a dude."


                              "I'm not really a farmer. I'm a freshman."
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                                • 9 years 2 months ago
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                                No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food.
                                It's OK, next time I'll make you listen. I wish that it were in the power of all children to say that to their parents and to know that indeed they would be heard as we were in those wonderful days on Waltons Mountain.Narrator The Waltons (From the Runawa
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                                  "Would you guys hurry up, I'm breaking, like, 30 major laws here"
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                                    "Do you think they liked us?"

                                    "Definitely."
                                    "Serenity now. Insanity later."
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                                      • 9 years 2 months ago
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                                      What the hell are you bitchin' about? I gotta sleep under some Chinaman named after a duck's dork.




                                      New movie "Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke"

                                      You mean we're smokin' dog shit, man?
                                      It's OK, next time I'll make you listen. I wish that it were in the power of all children to say that to their parents and to know that indeed they would be heard as we were in those wonderful days on Waltons Mountain.Narrator The Waltons (From the Runawa
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                                        My mamma talk'in to me, try'in to tell me how to live
                                        but I don't listen to her cause my head is like a sieve.

                                        My daddy, he disowned me cause I wear my sister's clothes,
                                        He caught me in the bathroom in a pair of pantyhose.

                                        My basketball coach, he done kicked me off the team,
                                        for wearing high heeled sneakers and acting like a queen.
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                                          • 9 years 2 months ago
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                                          Pedro: Don't worry, man. Those aren't narcs, they're Las Emigras; you know, the Immigration Service looking for illegal aliens.

                                          Man Stoner: What's the Immigration Service doing here, man?

                                          Pedro: My cousin needed a ride to his brother's wedding in Tijuana; so he called the Emigras, man. They'll deport the entire wedding party, man. They get a free bus ride across the border and lunch. When the wedding is over, man, they'll just come back across the border.
                                          It's OK, next time I'll make you listen. I wish that it were in the power of all children to say that to their parents and to know that indeed they would be heard as we were in those wonderful days on Waltons Mountain.Narrator The Waltons (From the Runawa
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