• 9 years 21 days ago
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    The Ep, where homer makes the "clown bed" for Bart.

    *If you should Die, before you wake... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!*

    *Bart shaking*: Can't sleep, clown will eat me, can't sleep clown will eat me.

    Or when Lisa, does the science experiment of "Is my brother smarter than a hamster?"

    Bart, keeps getting shocked by the cupcakes...

    Marge: Bart can you get the cupcakes for dessert?

    Bart: Yes, Cupcakes, sweetcakes for all....

    *Reaches for the cupcakes, and blacks out... rolls into ball on the floor and shakes*...

    hah, and BOTH times, Homer walks right on by.

    Too many funny moments..
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      • 9 years 21 days ago
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      One of my favorite Simpsons moments would have to be when Ralph Wiggum is driving off in Chief Wiggum's car...

      RALPH: *driving off in Chief Wiggum's car without even touching the steering wheel* I'm not even touching the pedals.

      CHIEF WIGGUM: *chasing after Ralph on tricycle* Hey, Ralphie! If you stop the car, daddy promises he'll let you play with his gun!

      LOL! Though I can't remember, which episode that was.

      Another favorite of mine is the missionary episode, where Homer is being chased by an angry PBS mob after tricking them into thinking that he had money to donate to one of their telethons!

      MR ROGERS: It's a beautiful day to kick your ass!

      (Later)

      HOMER: *runs into church* They'll never find me in here...

      *two trash cans go crashing through the stain glass windows, revealing Oscar the Grouch and Elmo inside*

      OSCAR: GIVE US THE MONEY!!

      ELMO: ELMO KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE!

      There's many other moments I can name, but I doubt I can fit them all here.
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        • 9 years 21 days ago
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        There was one episode I saw, but only remember this part:

        (kids running away from Ralph)
        Ralph: "Why does everybody run away from me?"
        (pees in pants - Ralph smiles blankly)

        I swear I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe for 5 minutes.
        "Serenity now. Insanity later."
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          • 8 years 11 months ago
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          napoleon_d wrote:
          JEBUS!!

          ooh cheesburgers and loneliness is a dangerous mix...


          I was going to bring up Jebus.....

          Couldn't pick just one..... When Homer was going to sink Moe's car for insurance money and he jumps out of the car and then rolls back into it had me cracking up.

          Homer dreaming about pearls and bites into something I forget what and breaks all his teeth.

          When Flanders first showed off his beefed up bod was pretty funny.

          When Bart wrote on the back of Homer's head and Homer was trying to read it.

          Homer is by himself and he takes a stick of butter and wraps bacon around it.

          Hell, pretty much anything Homer does has me rollin'.

          I forgot about when Homer gets a gun and he uses it to turn off the TV and turn out the lights.
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            • 8 years 11 months ago
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            One of my favorite episodes was when Homer became an inventor. When he was showing the family his inventions, he told Marge to close his eyes. When she opened them, Homer was aiming a gun at her face. He pulled the trigger, and a flurry of makeup shot out and it got all over Marge's face. She looked like a total hooker! I nearly died from seeing that!!!!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
            "I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I'm not." -Kurt Cobain
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