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Iloveth80sfan911 9 years 2 months ago Posts: 2347	MattNash wrote: noshadow wrote: Holy Crap! That was the first thing that came to my mind! Other than that, just about every moment from the Cape Fear episode is a winner: Homer in the movie theater, driving through cactus patch, Homer trying to learn his new name, etc. Hell yeah, man, that scene cracked me up for days the first time i saw it, still does. From Cape Fear episode i liked, "Sideshow Bob doesn't the tatoo on your chest say Die Bart Die." "No, it's German, (Dee) Bart (Dee)" Don't forget the part where Bob steps on the rackes!
	Narrator: Man lives in the sunlit world of what he believes to be reality. But... there is, unseen by most, an underworld, a place that is just as real, but not as brightly lit... a Darkside
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MattNash 9 years 2 months ago Posts: 4312 Account Disabled	Somebody help me remember this episode, Bart and Homer are playing a board game in the living room while lisa watches and Bart says a word, lets say the word is, horses, and Homer goes, "Huh! you sank my Scrabbleship!" Then Lisa says, "This game makes no sense." Then Homer picks up the battleship piece and says, very sadly, "Tell that to the men of the S.S. (Something-or-other)" I can't remember what episode this happened on.

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Iloveth80sfan911 9 years 2 months ago Posts: 2347	I also like this line on the episode were Homer & Bart become Carnies: Officer Wiggum: Well, well, well, if it isn't Mr. no bribe. You can wait for Officer like I give damn. Lisa: Dad, I think.......... Homer: Shhhhhh, sweetie daddy is waiting for the police man.
	Narrator: Man lives in the sunlit world of what he believes to be reality. But... there is, unseen by most, an underworld, a place that is just as real, but not as brightly lit... a Darkside
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noshadow 9 years 2 months ago Posts: 140	"Sideshow Bob has no decency - he called me Chief Piggum!" (townspeople laugh) "Oh yeah, now I get it! Haha! That's good." And: (flashback sequence) Wiggum: "Ah - nothing like a good porno movie." Krusty: "Chief Wiggum! Is this a bust?" Wiggum: "Uh, yeah...it's a bust." (flashback ends) Lisa: "That story's not appropriate for children!" Wiggum: "Really? In this version I kept my pants on!" Lisa "Eww."
	"Serenity now. Insanity later."
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System 9 years 2 months ago Posts: 74809	there are so many hysterical moments in the simpsons one of my faves has got to be the one where Apu's Mother stays over at the simpsons because apu convinced his mother he was married to marge , the scene where she gets out of the taxi and falls over alwys have me in stitches

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System 9 years 1 month ago Posts: 74809	A hilarious episode (first time i seen it i kind of peed my pants) lol, is the Francine episode where lisa gets bullied by francine. me and my friend were laughing our butts off, i was even embarassed i was laughing so hard. Its to funny. Theres this part where lisa's hiding in the janitors closet from francine and the lights our off and someone opens the door and lisa's like "whos there?" and they respond its me, the janitor, and lisas like "whew for a minute there i thought it was that big ape francine! lol, im such a dork but its so fuuny, i got a burnt copy if anyone wants to borrow it.

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MattNash 9 years 1 month ago Posts: 4312 Account Disabled	Homer opens up a beer and lays back on the couch "AAHHH... I love these lazy Saturdays " Marge: "It's Wednesday, Homer" Homer: "OH MY GOD, I'M LATE FOR WORK!" he runs out. (next scene) Homer once again relaxes on the couch "AHHH... I love these real lazy Saturdays, they're so relaxing... unlike that FAKE Saturday that almost got me fired "

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System 9 years 1 month ago Posts: 74809	The One where Bart Plays an April Fools Joke on Homer by placing a beer can on an paint shaker. The cranking the heat in the house so homer gets thirsty, grabs the beer and opens it.

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Iloveth80sfan911 9 years 1 month ago Posts: 2347	In episode were the family goes to Itchy & Scratchy Land: Bart is looking for his name on a license plate and comes across Bort, Bart: Bort who's named Bort? Lady: Come along Bort! Man: Are you talking to me? Lady:No, my son's name is also Bort. Later on, Some guy on intercom: We are out of Bort license plates.
	Narrator: Man lives in the sunlit world of what he believes to be reality. But... there is, unseen by most, an underworld, a place that is just as real, but not as brightly lit... a Darkside
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foxmxer 9 years 1 month ago Posts: 90	Breadfan wrote: The One where Bart Plays an April Fools Joke on Homer by placing a beer can on an paint shaker. The cranking the heat in the house so homer gets thirsty, grabs the beer and opens it. April BOOOOOOOM!!!!!

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foxmxer 9 years 1 month ago Posts: 90	I don't think I could ever pick ONE best moment in the Simpsons. But, one of my favorites that I've only seen once is where Homer is chasing a poodle yelling hysterically "That dog has a puffy tail, he he hehe hee hee. Here puff, here puff." Also, anytime Ralph Wiggum says something.

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MrTron 9 years 1 month ago Posts: 162	Already been said, but I'll say it anyways. Sideshow Bob stepping on all the rakes. I don't care who you are, that funny right there.
	By The Power Of Greyskull!
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System
9 years 23 days ago
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JEBUS!!

ooh cheesburgers and loneliness is a dangerous mix...
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MattNash 9 years 23 days ago Posts: 4312 Account Disabled	Homer and Marge are practicing tennis and homer jams the ball shooter with his racket, it explodes sending tennis balls everywhere. Then you see a scene where Dr. Hibbert and other doctors are performing an operation in front of the Hospital. Dr Hibbert says, "It's such a lovely day. I don't see why we don't do surgery outside more often." A tennis ball then lands in the patient.

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System 9 years 23 days ago Posts: 74809	mine was the one where the simpsons house began to slant and marge got a job as a real estate agent i loved the scene where bart was gathering people around like some sort of freak show and tells them Behold Cue ball the man with no hair and one of the spectators say oh my god he's hideous

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Derrick
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3 words: Land of Chocolate
WHAT?
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Sunriser 9 years 22 days ago Posts: 3807	Argh. So hard to choose! One of my fav. episodes has always been the one where Homer sees the alien every Friday night. The X-Files jokes in that were hilarious! The scene where Homer runs through a field screaming and stamps out the word "Yaaargh!" Yeah, that was great... Also: Moe: I think we'll need to take a trip to Little Italy... Homer: I'll get our little passports! But I think the middle seasons had the best classic moments. Homer: That even impressed me and I'm not easily impressed... Look, a blue car! I could go on and on...

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System 9 years 22 days ago Posts: 74809	The episode, where Homer is King Kong. Mr Burns: Get a snoutful of this gas bomb! Feeble throw bomb goes off, right in front of burns. Burns dancing around, happily Mr Burns: I was strolling through the gas one day!

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MattNash 9 years 22 days ago Posts: 4312 Account Disabled	Comicbook Guy walks down the street talking to an Aquaman, he looks up and sees an atomic bomb about to drop on the city says, "Oh, I wasted my life," right before it explodes. We can learn alot from the Comicbook Guy

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System 9 years 22 days ago Posts: 74809	Two of my favs: When Homer is Pie Man and Mr. Burns and Smithers are watching him from the security cameras run around the nuclear power plant. He runs by a couch and he lies down and falls asleep. Mr. Burns and Smithers turn around because the couch is behind them and there's Homer asleep on it. Or "Would you like to change you name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you HoJu!"

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