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    I hate it when girls are overly sensitive, if I'm just kidding then I'm just kidding, learn to take a joke, Jeez.
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      MattNash wrote:
      I hate it when girls are overly sensitive, if I'm just kidding then I'm just kidding, learn to take a joke, Jeez.


      Me too! But, i do understand there are somethings you shouldn't joke about i.e. weight & age.
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        Iloveth80sfan911 wrote:
        MattNash wrote:
        I hate it when girls are overly sensitive, if I'm just kidding then I'm just kidding, learn to take a joke, Jeez.


        Me too! But, i do understand there are somethings you shouldn't joke about i.e. weight & age.


        I don't know, I joke about my own wieght and age all the time.
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          Mystie wrote:
          Iloveth80sfan911 wrote:

          Me too! Even thought I have never been on a date before! :cry: The reason for that is because I am afraid a girl would take advantege of me & spend all my money on her! I also am nervous that I girl wouldn't go out w/ me because I can't drive! :oops:


          Most girls do. :roll: But if she's a decent girl (like me) as long as you're really chivalrous it should be okay. Open doors and tell her she looks way hot and stuff.


          Thanks for the tip! If there was more girls like you, I would definetly have a gf right now! But, unfortunetly MOST girls now are total b!tche$.
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            Shiael74 wrote:
            a girl that leaves a tampon in the toilet and does not flush


            As a previous janitor, I don't like a girl that leaves a tampon in the toilet in the first place. They don't disintegrate in water like toilet paper does. Tampons are not meant to be flushed -- that's why most public and work restrooms for women now have a place to put used feminine products.

            But what's worse is when they stick them to the walls. I used to work in a pork packing plant where women did that all the time (man, I could tell you some stories about things I had to clean up!). I tell you, that stuff sticks like superglue.
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              I used to work in a pork packing plant where women did that all the time (man, I could tell you some stories about things I had to clean up!). I tell you, that stuff sticks like superglue.[/quote]

              Screw Bambi, reading your post just tramatized me more then watching Bambi's mother be murdered. :P
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                You guys are funny :lol: ! I dislike guys who are too afraid to show their emotions. Nobody says that you have to cry and hold hands singing a love song, but don't be afraid to show how you really feel. I also dislike the NEANDERTHAL type guys who feel as if a woman's place is in the bedroom and kitchen :x!
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                  Chyna0207 wrote:
                  You guys are funny :lol: ! I dislike guys who are too afraid to show their emotions. Nobody says that you have to cry and hold hands singing a love song, but don't be afraid to show how you really feel. I also dislike the NEANDERTHAL type guys who feel as if a woman's place is in the bedroom and kitchen :x!


                  Like those BLEEP heads on The Man Show!
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                    Mystie wrote:
                    ! And I don't care WHAT video game you're playing, if your gf is getting naked, PUT THE DAMN CONTROLLER DOWN!!!


                    F@!k yeah! Even though I am a virgin and love video games, if I had a gf and she was getting naked.I would put the game on pause cause if u don't give your gf attention she will dumb your sorry ass! While if you didn't play your stupid halo games for a little* bit they won't dump ya! :roll:

                    * Or in my case hours! :wink:
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                      Iloveth80sfan911 wrote:
                      Mystie wrote:
                      ! And I don't care WHAT video game you're playing, if your gf is getting naked, PUT THE DAMN CONTROLLER DOWN!!!


                      F@!k yeah! Even though I am a virgin and love video games, if I had a gf and she was getting naked.I would put the game on pause cause if u don't give your gf attention she will dumb your sorry ass! While if you didn't play your stupid halo games for a little* bit they won't dump ya! :roll:

                      * Or in my case hours! :wink:



                      Well, after three long term relationships, I can say the novelty does wear off....

                      Ha, well not really as such, but consider a long day at work, a couple of drinks and then a VG... it is possible to not be in the mood...

                      I agree that overly skinny girls are dull in bed.... I've only realised recently how much, erm, curves appeal.

                      I also like a girl who is a bit rough and ready... the last girl I kissed apart from my girlfriend of 4 years (we were on a break!!) was a little husky and liked a good drink.


                      And the last one who seriously interested me before that (we weren't on a break then sadly) was a drug consuming, rock loving, big boot wearing mess of a 23 year old... God bless her.

                      Actually... I have terrible taste in women...
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                        Marble wrote:
                        Oh, and on topic I hate how women expect us to read their minds. If you want us to do something, tell us. Don't assume we'll know automatically because we know you so well. Don't give subtle hints. Don't give strong hints. Just tell us, fer Pete's sake.


                        This cannot be reiterated enough. If a woman is just going to hint at something it better be written on a 2 X 4 thats smacked against my head or I'm gonna miss it.
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                          Autobot Matrix wrote:
                          Iloveth80sfan911 wrote:
                          Mystie wrote:
                          ! And I don't care WHAT video game you're playing, if your gf is getting naked, PUT THE DAMN CONTROLLER DOWN!!!


                          F@!k yeah! Even though I am a virgin and love video games, if I had a gf and she was getting naked.I would put the game on pause cause if u don't give your gf attention she will dumb your sorry ass! While if you didn't play your stupid halo games for a little* bit they won't dump ya! :roll:

                          * Or in my case hours! :wink:



                          Well, after three long term relationships, I can say the novelty does wear off....

                          Ha, well not really as such, but consider a long day at work, a couple of drinks and then a VG... it is possible to not be in the mood...

                          I agree that overly skinny girls are dull in bed.... I've only realised recently how much, erm, curves appeal.

                          I also like a girl who is a bit rough and ready... the last girl I kissed apart from my girlfriend of 4 years (we were on a break!!) was a little husky and liked a good drink.


                          And the last one who seriously interested me before that (we weren't on a break then sadly) was a drug consuming, rock loving, big boot wearing mess of a 23 year old... God bless her.

                          Actually... I have terrible taste in women...


                          You are sick, you know that?*

                          * Just funning w/ ya buddy. We are still friends right?
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                            I hate it when women get naked and stick their HOOHAS in my face... oh, wait, I forgot, that's what I like, in fact, I wish more would do that.
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                              My girlfriend teases the hell outa me, so one time I duct taped her to a chair and she watched me f*** the dog............ :( .........
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                                mikee_kid12 wrote:
                                My girlfriend teases the hell outa me, so one time I duct taped her to a chair and she watched me f*** the dog............ :( .........


                                :shock: Ummm... yeah... :shock:
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                                  you guys never duct taped your girlfriends to chairs and made them watch you feed the dog? Wow, I guess im the only one then you knows how boring it is. :(
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                                    mikee_kid12 wrote:
                                    you guys never duct taped your girlfriends to chairs and made them watch you feed the dog? Wow, I guess im the only one then you knows how boring it is. :(


                                    Oh.. FEED the dog... oh yeah I've done that... I thought you ment FLIP the dog, now that would just be sick.
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                                      Guys who act like they are enemies with soap, water, and a toothbrush. C'mon man, clean your arse!!! Oh, and guys who say that their woman has to have a well-shaped/fit body, but yet he's looking like he's had more than enough mashed potatoes, gravy, and smothered steaks .
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                                        Chyna0207 wrote:
                                        guys who say that their woman has to have a well-shaped/fit body, but yet he's looking like he's had more than enough mashed potatoes, gravy, and smothered steaks .


                                        That's not me, honey, I'll take a plump girl with curves over a skinny skeleton anyday 8)
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                                          MattNash wrote:
                                          Chyna0207 wrote:
                                          guys who say that their woman has to have a well-shaped/fit body, but yet he's looking like he's had more than enough mashed potatoes, gravy, and smothered steaks .


                                          That's not me, honey, I'll take a plump girl with curves over a skinny skeleton anyday 8)


                                          Me too! 8)
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