• 9 years 3 months ago
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    I'll never forget this horrible memory! One time me and my friend were on stage because we were in the talent show at school. I was about 11 or 12. Okay we were rappin and stuff and my pants were saggin like heck. Well, when we got to the second verse it happenedmy pants fell down! :oops: Revealing my mickey mouse boxers! Right in front of the girl i liked. Well at least i wasn't wearing tightie whities!!
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      • 9 years 3 months ago
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      Oh nooo :lol: that's okay mickey is cool

      I was at a party one time where they had performers singing on stage and everyone had to wear all white. It was a caribbean thing so people tend to get wild. There's a crew called "The Powder Posse" who show up at a lot of events and act crazy and throw powder in the crowd. So I was looking cute that night with glass heels and my white skirt on with a white halter top. AT one point I tried to get past the powder posse near the stage while they were acting crazy jumping, pushing and dancing to the music..similar to the Mosh Pit.

      Well that was a bad idea! I got trampled and almost knocked unconscious. THank goodness I was rescued by a guy in the group with a pair of panties on his head (lol don't ask) ANyway I looked a true mess. My hair was a bush, I had a footprint on the back of my skirt, my halter top strap broke, and I broke a strap on my sandal so that it was actually flapping and dragging along as I walked. I looked like I was in a cat fight :oops: talk about shame..good thing I can laugh at it now :lol:
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        • 9 years 3 months ago
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        every waking moment of my life is embarrasing - to others that is cuz im the biggest clown ever
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          • 9 years 3 months ago
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          I played soccer in high school a lot and I was pretty good even as a freshman. And in my freshman year, while playing a real league game, I in the first few minutes of the second half, was chasing a foreward who was making a breakaway toward our goal and had no one between him and our goal except the goalie. I sprinted after him and caught up to him. I had a clear shot at the ball so I could steal it from him and I took it. I grazed the ball and it did this impossible turn of more than 90 degrees and went into the corner or our net! :shock:

          I had tied the game for them at this point (1 to 1). I stood in the same spot for what felt like 10 minutesjust rethinking what I had just done over and over debating whether or not it really happened. I felt about half an inch tall.

          In the end we won the game (3 to 1), and I had achieved MVP for the opposite team with their only goal!!! In my high school, I'll never live it down. But I still laugh about it! :lol:
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            • 9 years 2 months ago
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            well once i was home alone, or at least i thought i was home alone, my 15 year old sister was home, and listening to music downstairs. so since i thought i was home alone i deciding to look at porn and jack off to it. so im going and my sister comes up the stairs. my room is like up the stairs then like right around the corner. so shes up and since i heard her footsteps i quickly closed the window of the website i was looking at. she walkes in with the stragest face i ever saw in my life so im like, yea what do you want. she is still making the same facial expression. so im like "yeaaaaa what do you want" (because i really had nothing to hide, the porn window was closed). Then i looked down and my fly was WIDE OPEN with my hand semi-in my pants.

            :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
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              • 9 years 2 months ago
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              TMI

              funny though - you're so forward about it
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                • 9 years 2 months ago
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                My worst experience was that i had not slept for 3 days so i was really tired and decided to try and get some sleep so i go to bed and finally fall asleep only to be woken up a hour later by my mobile it was my gf telling me she was on her way down and if i could meet her because she would be at the bus stop in 5 min's so i jump out of bed in a rush grab my keys and leave my house and start runnig to the bus stop which was two streets away while im felling dizzy coz im still tired only to get to the down the bottom of the 1st street and find out that i did not put any clothes on i was only in my boxer's people were all staring at me........... :cry: GOD DAMMIT. :cry::cry::cry::cry:
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                  • 9 years 2 months ago
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                  There was one more time but i dont find it as bad as the last it was when i was with my very first gf we were supposed to be going out one day but it turned out my gf's mom was upsat about something so my gf wanted to take her to the cinema so we went and i brought a big tub of pop corn wel her mom went to the bath room and we started to get abit frisky so as a trik on my gf i poked a hole through the bottom of the pop corn and stuck my you know what through the bottom waiting for my gf to get her surprise only tho for her mom to come back and grab a hand full of pop corn......well you can probablky all guess what she got.. :oops:

                  lets jsut say i never saw my first gf or her mom ever again
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                    • 9 years 2 months ago
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                    One time when i was home alone with my gf and we were doing you know what. :wink: then the phone rang and my gf wanted me to give her a piggyback ride down stairs. so we got downstairs with her on my back and we were naked. then when we got into the kitchen my whole family yelled surprise because it was a surprise birthday party for me! until that day i have never had another surprise birthday party! :( at least it was a double surprise!! :)
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                      • 9 years 2 months ago
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                      wow after reading these posts, i consider myself lucky. i mean, the story i told earlyer that wasnt that embarrasing (compared to the posts i just read). it was only my older sister. so i do consider myself lucky that none of this stuff happened to me that was nearly as close as embarrasing. i just have to watch out later in life because something like that is probly gonna happen to me too.
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                        • 8 years 1 month ago
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                        My sister

                        She fu**kin filmed me saying: "I want to be blonde with blue eyes."
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