I have to admit that:
...I am 24 and still a virgin, by choice. And yes, I can say by choice because I've said no.
...I have never gotten myself drunk.
...I have never smoked.
...I have never done any non-prescription drug stronger than caffine.
...I have never even finished the prescription opiat painkillers from my last surgery.
...I have never seriously injured another person.
...I have never been part of a major automobile accident.
...I have never been arrested.
What? You think I'd tell you about the bad stuff I *HAVE* done? Not bloody likely
