Two Guys, a Girl & a Pizza Place (Got Pizza?)
Original promo from '98 for the season premiere of "Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place" with Ryan Reynolds, Richard Ruccolo and Traylor Howard.
Quote O' Matic
Frank:
"You see? There is hope!"
Licorice Rope:
"Aw, not this guy. No one asked for an encore, asshole!"
Frank:
"No, no! Don't worry, I got it this time. This time it's gonna be good... Look, I'm sorry. I wasn't respectful of your beliefs and I acted like I know all the answers. But I don't. Nobody knows everything. But what I do know is that together, we can fight these monsters and take control of our own lives!"
Brenda:
"Yes! Our lives and our bodies!"
Frank:
"We need to unite and stop focusing on each other's differences. Especially in immature and outdated ways. We have to cooperate and... [notices the drugged shopper screaming]"
Female Shopper #2:
"DIE! [slaps a piece of pizza and smashes it against the window]"
Frank:
"Oh, no! Pizza! [Frank, Brenda, Barry and the others looked the drugged shoppers]"
Alex:
"[seeing all the food is alive] The food's fucking possessed!"
Sandwich:
"Oh shit! [Alex takes a sandwich and eats it]"
Toilet Paper:
"We're all gonna die!"
Tickilish Licorice:
"Oh God! Oh..."
Male Shopper #2:
"IT'S DEVIL FOOD! [rips the Tickilish Licorice]"
Apple:
"OH MY GOD!"
Mariachi Salsa:
"[running away] The sausage - he was right! They're EVIL!"
Added By: Clint_Olson
