Elliot: "Please Sir Edith?"
Sir Edith: "It's Sir Ed-ith."
Elliot: "But on the book it's spelled Edith."
Sir Edith: "But it is pronounced Ed-ith!"
Elliot: "But it is a girls name."
Sir Edith: "Look here, Edith is not a girls name. Edith is a boys name."
Elliot: "Who were you named after?"
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