IHOP (2012)
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Aired: 2012
Added: June 19, 2017
Taken from 2012.
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Fast Food

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Quote O' Matic
Honey Mustard: "You're celebrating your doom! Wake up! They're lying to your fucking faces! The Great Beyond is bullshit! Why is anybody listening to me?"
Frank: "Hey. Buddy, are you all right?"
Honey Mustard: "No! I'm not all right. It's all a lie. Everything you've been told, everything you believe in."
Carl: "Hey, Honey Mustard, you're acting cray cray!"
Brenda: "Carl, we shouldn't even be talking to this asshole. Everyone knows Honey Mustard's weird. I mean, What is he, Honey? Is he mustard? It's like make up your mind or just kill yourself."
Honey Mustard: "You fucking idiots! I've been there, I've seen that shit and there ain't no way I'm going back."
Frank: "Wait, wait, wait, wait. You've been to the Great Beyond?"
Honey Mustard: "'Great' my asshole! Everything we've ever known is a dirt covered pile of shit. Jacking off in our fucking faces. Covering our eyes with their cum, so cum covered we can't fucking see! We don't know! We don't know, they're jerking off into our eyes! Our faces!"
Brenda: "Dude, shut up! The gods are gonna hear you talking about that."
Honey Mustard: "They're ain't gods! They're monsters, horrible, ugly, disgusting monsters! They ain't gonna get Honey Mustard twice... FUCK YOU, GODS! I've got a date with oblivion."
Added By: Clint_Olson
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