Domino's Pizza Noid: Pizza Freezer (1980)

dang if the noid tryed to steal my pizza i would kicked his butt so far he would be in china

When I was in the Army, we would often order Domino's Pizza and eat it right outside the barracks. One night, two guys were sitting on the curb eating a pizza that was on the sidewalk between them. They saw this little guy from my platoon and one called him a short little bastard. The short little bastard went up and stomped on their pizza, like he was snuffing out a cigarette! It was hilarious. From then on, we called him the Noid. I forgot all about that until just watching that ad.

Poor Noid, he just wants to ruin a pizza!

I wish they still used the Noid. These commercials were awesome. He would've made a great mascot.

That noid sounded like Daffy Duck from the 1938 cartoon "Daffy Duck & Egghead"

Jeez, that 'Noid' is so annoying! I remember watching another one with him trying to mess up a pizza delivery, only it was an arcade game.

Man I hate to imagine the Noid having such an annoying laugh/voice. Ignorance is bliss.