Weird Al Yankovic: Now, I don't have a music video to promote my new album: Poodle Hat. As long as you are happy, Aren't you. Right, BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY!!!
Eminem: You are (bleeping) crazy. For real, You are very crazy.
Weird Al Yankovic: Well, since I don't have the video for the song: "Couch Potato", And this is my stinking show, Why don't we sit back and relax, and listen to the whole song right now (Weird Al plays the CD on his boombox).