I loved this commercial!!! It was one of the earliest Lucky Charms commercials I saw (actually there are 2 joined here. I remember the second one very well but I'm not sure if I remember the first one. The parachute rings a bell, though). I saw whatever of this in mid-1986 when I was 6 going on 7. This is one of my all-time favorites. Great to see it here.
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