Bernie: He moves, right there! Wait wait! Right THERE! Right as I am sitting down! I don't know how he does it, there's no tack on my stool before he moves, and when he moves there's a tack. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
Principal: Uh, Bernie?
Bernie: Don't Bernie me, THIS LITTLE RAT IS GUILTY!!!
Principal: You and your son can go now Mrs. Parr, I'm sorry for the trouble.
Bernie: You're letting him go again?! He's guilty! You can see it on his smug little face, he's guilty, I say guilty, guilty boy!