Kermit the Frog: (Gasp) Piggy, have you been planting items about us in the gossip papers again?
Miss Piggy: Um... well... uh... uh... what would make you think a thing like that?
Kermit the Frog: The photographer who was just here. He was from Tongue Magazine.
Miss Piggy: Oh. Uh-huh... Well, it was just a little teeny-tiny item.
Kermit the Frog: [Getting angry] It was a cover story about us being secretly married!
Miss Piggy: Just a little slight exaggeration.
Kermit the Frog: [shouting] That's a bold-faced lie, Piggy! I will not stand around while you do dumb things like that, Piggy! You've done that to me too many times, Piggy! I will not stand for it! I will not stand for it!
Miss Piggy: Well, what are you going to do?
Kermit the Frog: [Still shouting] I'll tell you what I'm going to do, Piggy. I'm going to *fire* you! Piggy, you are fired! You are fired, Piggy! You are fired! Fired!
Miss Piggy: But, I am supposed to be in the next number!
Kermit the Frog: [Still shouting] I will can, Uh [To the loudspeaker microphone] Cancel the next number. Instead, bring the snorers chorus.