Chosen One:"I'll take a pound of nuts."
Shopkeeper:"THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!"
(wraps them in a paper bag)
Shopkeeper:"THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS, BABY! YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!"
(Chosen One Leaves)
Shopkeeper:(On his cell phone)"HE JUST LEFT...WITH NUTS!"
-Chosen One and Shopkeeper