Peggy: Okay, Honey, now it's time to do your chores.
Al: Wait a second, Peg, we had sex three nights ago. I'm still kinda woozy.
Peggy: The garbage, Al. The longer of the two jobs.
Al: And the more rewarding.
[Al picks up garbage bag which rips and spills the contents]
Peggy: Don't you even kno...