Count Von Count: Make it one squeal, Pat. No, make it two, Three, Four squeals, or five, or six squeals.
Pat Playjacks: Uh, Count, We can only take one guess.
Count Von Count: One guess, Two guesses, THREE!
Pat Playjacks: Count, Is three your guess? Alright that's your guess. Three squeals. So give the pig a spin!
Count Von Count: (Spins the pig on the turntable)
Audience: THREE! (Applause after pinging sound as the turntable stops)
Count Von Count: Did I say three?
Pat Playjacks: Yes you did, Count. And that means you won, Count Von Count.
Prairie Dawn: WHAT?!? He won?!? OH NO!!!
Pat Playjacks: And it's now time to show you the prizes in the studio filled with fabulous prizes. And to show them to us is our co-hostess, Mrs. Velma Blank. A fifteen gallon tank of finger paint, A grapefruit goggles for a protection of that morning squirt, And a lifesize portrait of America's third favorite ga...