Evelyn, Rick, and Jonathan: (mummy pops out of tomb; Evie screams)
Evie: Oh, I HATE it when they do that!!
Rick: Is it supposed to look like THAT?
Evie: Well...no...it should have decomposed and dried out long ago, but this one still looks...looks...
Rick and Jonathan: Juicy!
-Evelyn, Rick, and Jonathan