McDonald's - Blind Date (1980)

This guy is such a loser. She probably just felt sorry for the guy. I do.

What a loser.

God hes just unfuckable, I'd tell him to go kill himself.

He laid down the law and the woman swooned for it.

Classic.

Hey anyone notice that the guy is Chris Merloni from Law and Order SVU

slap his face

He's got ADD something fierce.

I thought I lacked social skills...that guy makes me seem like Don Juan.

wow what a cheapskate cmon i have nothing against mcdonalds but i would have been like no thanks

That guy is more wound up than I am.

Commercial made me cringe. Oh God!

OMFG, McDonald's for dinner?! No way jose! If I were to go out on a date with a girlfriend I'd do something NICE for her and if we went out to eat, we'd go somewhere that had REAL FOOD, not FAST FOOD! Idiots..

You lost me at McDonalds. I have several theories here. First, he might be a cheap loser. Second he could be addicted to fast food. Finally, he's divorced and his kids are in the car because he could find a babysitter.

THAT is the stupidest, most insulting to customers commercial I have ever seen, bar-none. First off you have this idiot telling "off" this woman about how cheap he's gonna be and then insults her some more on the way to their high-school style date! If an arrogant guy like that came waltzing up to my door, he'd have the door slammed in his face. Let 'em eat his beloved McDonald's solo. LOL.

Hmmm... Specimen must've lacked maternal affection as an infant... I mean, what movie did they go see, Muppets in Space? "I... I... don't like movies with big turnovers and explosions, therefore we will enjoy light subject matter. We must have are own bag of popcorn but a single pack of Tweezlers is fine. When you're ready, I'll be at the arcade playing Tetris"...
Besides, what kinda f****n loser takes a girl out to McDonald's on a first date??? She's definitly too hot for him.

Mmmm, DOUBLE quarter pounder!...

Seems like he's got issues to me. I probably wouldn't pass up McDonald's, though. Mmmm, quarter pounder . . .

Aww...he was a sweet guy right up until the last thing he said!