I remember seeing this commercial! We had a Hills in Piqua where I grew up, and boy, I have to admit they had a fuckton of the NES shit. Of course, I also got thrown out by accidentally smacking a clerk in the head with a play ball.....
Quote O' Matic
Monterey Jack: "Do you have any idea what cats eat??"
Dale: "Sure; mice."
Monterey Jack: "Too right. And I'll bet they'd like a little chipmunk for dessert."
Dale: "No, mice!"