I remember it, there's a nighttime version in black background and "America's Favorite Cable Network" in white.
Quote O' Matic
Al's waiter: (yawn) May I take your order...?
Bob: I NEED SLOW FOOD TO GO FAST!!!
Al's waiter: ...ha, ha, ha, thats a good one. Hear THAT AL...?
Al: ...WHAAT!?!
Al's waiter: ...slow food doesn't go fast, thats why it's slow.