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Quote O' Matic
Count Von Count:"Make it one squeal, Pat. No, make it two, Three, Four squeals, or five, or six squeals."
Pat Playjacks:"Uh, Count, We can only take one guess."
Count Von Count:"One guess, Two guesses, THREE!"
Pat Playjacks:"Count, Is three your guess? Alright that's your guess. Three squeals. So give the pig a spin!"
Count Von Count:"(Spins the pig on the turntable)"
Pig:"(Squeals)"
Audience:"ONE!"
Pig:"(Squeals)"
Audience:"TWO!"
Pig:"(Squeals)"
Audience:"THREE! (Applause after pinging sound as the turntable stops)"
Count Von Count:"Did I say three?"
Pat Playjacks:"Yes you did, Count. And that means you won, Count Von Count."
Prairie Dawn:"WHAT?!? He won?!? OH NO!!!"
Pat Playjacks:"And it's now time to show you the prizes in the studio filled with fabulous prizes. And to show them to us is our co-hostess, Mrs. Velma Blank. A fifteen gallon tank of finger paint, A grapefruit goggles for a protection of that morning squirt, And a lifesize portrait of America's third favorite game show host, Pat Playjacks."
