This reminds me of that "Hotel Detective" video from They Might Be Giants. I wonder if it's the same person who worked on it?
Quote O' Matic
Sawyer Cat: "'Your life isn't back in that office,' he says... 'Dance with me,' he says... You know what your problem is?? You're pushy, self-centered, pig-headed... No offense, Herb."
-Sawyer Cat