Jon: "Hey, Mom, pass the potatoes please."
Mom: "Scalloped, whipped, fried, baked or boiled?"
Jon: "Oh, Mom, you always fix too much food."
Mom: "I know, Honey, I know. Now what would you like?"
Jon: "I can't decide. Just give me a piece of pie."
Mom: "Apple, peach, pumpkin, blueberry, cherry o...