There's a longer version of this, somewhere.... over three minutes long. I remember when WNBC TV started using this theme in late 1980 for, initially, their late news edition.
Max#: [singing] The old man drives like such a klutz that I'm about to hurl my guts directly upon the open road.: The old man drives like such a klutz that I'm about to hurl my guts directly upon the open road.
-Max#: [singing] The old man drives like such a klutz that I'm about to hurl my guts directly upon the open road.
