Quote O' Matic
  • Squidward: Years ago, at this very restaurant, the hatch-slinging slasher used to be a frycook, just like you. Only clumsier! And then, one night, when he was cutting the patties, it happened...
    SpongeBob: He forgot the secret sauce?
    Squidward: No.
    SpongeBob: He didn't wash his hands?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants