Quote O' Matic
  • Frank: A good cop - needlessly cut down by some cowardly hoodlums.
    Ed: No way for a man to die.
    Frank: No... you're right, Ed. A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go.
    Wilma Nord...
  • The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!