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  • Miranda: Hello, are you calling in response to the ad?
    Daniel: Uh - huh
    Miranda: Tell me, who was your previous employer?
    Daniel: I was in a band, 'Severe Tire Damage.'
    Miranda: In a band?
    Daniel: I just want to know one thing. Are your kids well-behaved? Or do they need like, a few light...
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