Quote O' Matic
  • Brian and Stewie: [Stewie's highchair creaks and creaks until he crashes on the floor.]
    DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!
    It serves you right. You've spent all of this time trying to make Chris jealous and now you have an eating disorder.
    Now dog help me up.
    Gee I'd love to but my doctor advised me against lifting heavy objects...
  • Family Guy