Quote O' Matic
  • Cantor Rabinowitz:"I Have No Son."Jess:"Your Only Son Pop!"Molly:"What Happened?"Jess:"When A Jew mourns someone's death,they tear A piece of their clothes."Molly:"Who's dead?"Jesse"I Am."Molly:"Is Schmuck A Jewish Word?"Jess:"Yes,Schmuck is A Jewish word,why?"Molly:"When you leave all this,I want t...
  • The Jazz Singer