Quote O' Matic
  • Uncle Lewis: Hey Gris, if you're not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogey.
    Clark: Is there anything else I can do for you, Uncle Lewis?
    Ellen: He's an old man. This may be his last Christmas.
    Clark: If he keeps it up, it WILL be his last Christmas.
  • National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation