Quote O' Matic
  • Ellen: What are you looking at?
    Clark: Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
    [Eddie, in the driveway, is draining the RV's toilet]
    Eddie: Shitter was full.
    Clark: Ah, yeah....
  • National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation