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  • Bart (dancing on a picnic table before some other kindergartners): Principal Skinner is a nut... / He has a rubber butt!
    Principal Skinner (popping from behind a nearby tree): Young man, I can assure you my posterior is nothing more than flesh, bone, and that metal plate I got in 'Nam. Now I want y...
  • The Simpsons
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