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  • Al: I think one of these days, you're going to run out of flannel jokes.
    Tim: I don't think so, Al. Not with my "Complete Flannel Joke Book".
    [Tim pulls out a heavy dictionary-sized hardcover book labelled "The Complete Flannel Joke Book" from behind a prop and opens it]
    Tim: "Why did the flan...
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