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  • Michael: Sandy, you keep leaving the soap on the shower floor, and it keeps getting gross and squishy, and then it just disappears. And this was my favorite soap-on-a-rope, and look at this...it's just rope.

    Sandy: Gosh, Michael, what a gut-wrenching tragedy. Get Jerry Lewis on the phone, we'll g...
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