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Cartoon Love (The Bad Kind) The Top 10 Foxiest Cartoon Villainesses.

We always loved cheering for the hero. Watching as he or she overcame evil. It was always such a clear line between good and bad. Then something happened. A sultry voice, a curve in the right place, and a temptation that would challenge the greatest hero. That's right! They threw you a curve ball, and it hit you right between the eyes. These bad girls were evil for sure, but you always wondered if turning to the darkside was a bad thing. To rekindle those thoughts of going bad, Mr. Gone presents:

Cartoon Love (The Bad Kind)

The Top Ten Hottest Cartoon Villainesses

10) Chilla- Thundercats

Is it me or did it just get a little colder on Third Earth. Well it’s not you or me, it’s the ice cold hottie Chilla. Whether she’s hanging out with her monsterous buddies the Lunatacs, or putting the hurt on Lion-O and his crew, this little snowflake keeps her cool. If the situation get’s too heavy, she can kick on the heat and fry you with a blast from her hands. This is one treatment of Icy/Hot that’ll leave you aching.

9) Thunderblast- Transformers: Cybertron

Thunderblast is a bit of a rarity. The Transformers are a hearty bunch of romping stomping robots with a dream of peace and a zest for war. This isn’t usually the place to find a pretty lady. Well, this little fembot is no lady. She’s ready to scratch or stab the nearest back, depending on which back looks like it’s going to win. Using the Autobots sense of honor against them, she hides behind her looks until the perfect time to strike. A pretty face can hide, among other things, a four barreled missile launcher.

8) Madam O- Bionic Six

Most wouldn’t consider a Lyre as a thing to be feared, but in the hands of the deadly Madam O, it is just that. She’s a little stuck up and a little self important, but when stuff needs blowing up, she’s the vixen for the job. Hiding her face behind a mask to keep it from harm, you never know what she’s thinking. Scarab knows how to pick ‘em!

7) Demona- Gargoyles

She’s 7 feet tall, she’s covered in thick skin, she has a brow ridge that would make a caveman cry, and she want to kill you and everyone like you. You’re in love, I know. Demona wasn’t always rotten to the core, but watching all of your loved ones slaughtered in front of you can add and edge to anyone. Just make sure you catch her when the sun is out, her human form is more your speed.

6) Wuya- Xaiaolin Showdown

Not into creepy ethereal squid looking chicks? Good News! She’s got a human form now. For being hundreds of years old, this witch has aged well. She’s powerful and outspoken and a redhead! Considering the kind of company she keeps, you might be able to impress her with your intellect! Or maybe at least steal enough Shen Gong Wu to earn you a date.

5) Livewire- Superman TAS

(Insert electric personality joke here). Disc jockey turned professional Superman hater Livewire is one hundred watts of evil. From her start in Metropolis, she’s blamed all of her problems on the Big Blue Boy Scout. Voiced by the super sexy Lori Petty, this little lightning bolt has hot written all over her. Just make sure you’re not grounded when you hold hands.

4) Evil Lyn- He-Man

She’s a little jaundiced, a little creepy, and a lot powerful. This Master of the Universe is a bit of a nail biter. She hangs out with a talking skeleton and a bunch of other freaks. If goth chicks are your thing, you’ve hit the jack pot. She has caused more havoc than the black plague and wears that fact like a badge on her sleeve. You just have to wonder, are her and Skeletor “more than friends”? Icky.

3) Sedusa- The Powerpuff Girls

This overtly erotic super villainess caught us all by surprise when she showed up for the first time on The Powerpuff Girls. She knows exactly what buttons to push to get guys to do just what she wants. If that fails, her prehensile hair can take care of the rest. Done up like a dominatrix and a fresh batch of hair gel in place, she’ll be ready to take you out on the town, whether you want to go or not.

2) The Baroness- G.I. Joe

Leather, guns, and glasses. Destro can sure pick ‘em. This hyper smart right hand lady is the thing of G.I. Joe’s nightmares (and more than a few dreams I’m sure). She goes where the action is and follows Destro like a fridge magnet. She’s not above a little backstabbing so all you have to do is prove you’ve got a bigger brain than her chrome domed lover boy and you’re in. Either that or just overthrow Cobra Commander (I have a feeling the latter is much easier).

1) Harley Quinn- Batman TAS

Harley Quinzel, mild mannered psychologist at Arkham Asylum. At least until the Joker got his twisted hooks into her mind. Now as the bubbly and perpetually jovial Harley Quinn, she help her beloved Mr. J carry out his sinister jokes on Gotham City. Quick with a giant hammer or boxing glove gun, she has saved the Joker’s skin on more than one occasion (although he seldom returns the favor). Hang out with this blond to long and you risk getting your teeth knocked out, and not just by Batman.

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There you have it, the top ten naughty hotties!

Make sure to check out the Original Cartoon Love (The Bad Kind) Trilogy at:

Cartoon Love (the Bad Kind): The 80's

http://www.retrojunk.com/details_articles/280/

Cartoon Love (The Bad Kind) Strikes Back: The 90's

http://www.retrojunk.com/details_articles/433/

Return of Cartoon Love (The Bad Kind): 2000-2007

http://www.retrojunk.com/details_articles/1093/

Until next time Mr. Gone says:

Keep you feet on the ground and you ankles slightly above them.

Comments

If there's one thing to admit: Harley Quinn looks hotter without the costume.

My favorites out of all of them are Harley Quinn, Baroness and Chilla.
They all rock.

I think catwoman should have been listed.

Hehe, know what you mean.
I have a girlfriend, but whene i was to young to get the hole "girlfriend" bit, these girls was the best evere

Why is Harley Quinn no 1? I think the Baroness should have had the top stop.

More on topic: Harley Quinn, Demona, and Wuya are my faves from the list above......although I am sad to see that Poison Ivy and(more importantly) Shego(From Kim Possible) aren't on there.

And yeah, Shego is on a "kids" show, but Shego is well above the age of consent.

To Killface/Unknown Guest above:

It'sn called FANTASY.......look it up sometime. It doesn't strictly mean just looking at pictures of women or watching films of such.....nor should it's definition be curtailed to one person's(or group's) narrowed view(s) on what it should be or entail.

Just as some read fictional romance/etc stories in books or magazines, Cartoons can also be used as a fantasy medium. Now this doesn't mean everyone has to like everyone else's interests, but people should at least be more tolerant and understanding of them.

(That includes trying one's best to learn to not be "creeped out" or sickened so much by the thought of fantasies one doesn't like or believe are right/normal.)

(Just look how long it took heterosexuals to become semi-tolerant of gays, and how long it took for blacks and other minorities/ethnic groups to became accepted by most people, and you can see that we as a species have a LONG way to go to become a better species in these regards.)

Yeah, Some of these are funny, and some of them I could see how they might be like "drawings of real women"

But In a way I'm kinda creeped out by most of this. Maybe I should just keep that opinion to myself, but I used to work with a guy who would always talk about this, and he was kinda of, sick, not in touch with reality, and he couldn't talk to real women. I expect to see him on Dateline any day now.

I clicked on the article saying to myself "he better have Harley Quinn.."

*is assuaged*

Evil Lynn and Demona should've been further up the list.

I clearly didn't watch many cartoons as a child since I only recognise four of the villainesses you mentioned Gone, anyway I enjoyed the article.

It's been said already but I miss Poison Ivy and what about Blackarachnia? I always thought that she was pretty cute for a robot-spider and wasn't she evil in the beginning?

As a sidenote my favorite villainess would be Twilight but she's from a comic strip not a cartoon.

hell yea i loooved sedusa she was sooo cute ..lol

The trolls come marching one by one Hurrah! Hurrah!

Seriously people... they're freakin' cartoons. Sure, we all had female cartoon characters we were attracted to at some point... when we were 6! And besides, most of these characters aren't even human. ??!!???

Sedusa has NO PLACE on this list! *GAK!* Aside from that, I'm relieved to know I'm not the only one who thinks Wuya is sexy. Whew! And finaly 'I' am going to marry 'The BARONESS' one day. >:-D

Both The Baroness and Evil Lynn look like they have a sultry hidden side. But HJarley Quinns crazy playful side is infectious.

Nice article, yep...Eliza Maza...I'm still going to marry her one day!

i agree nice list. I always had the hots for Eliza Maza.

I don't know about you guys but I had a huge crush on Melodia of the Silverhawks. You can't beat a villainess with a keytar

Oh yeah, Poison Ivy is very easy on the eyes. I remember seeing the movie "Batman & Robin" nine years ago, and Uma Thurman was smokin'. I feel kind of bad for Alicia Silverstone's character though.

If you all need a poison Ivy fix, scroll down through my Bad Guys article. http://www.retrojunk.com/details_articles/612/

Nice work here Gone, a tad brief, but still good. I just like reading your stuff and wish it was longer ;-)

Lol jeez, lot of botonists in here. In an evil toss up between Pamela and Harleen I will still have to go with Harley Quinn for the win. Now Poison Ivy may be a much more effective villain, but Harley is a more evil villainess. Poison Ivy beleives she is doing good, while Harley is evil for fun, which in my mind makes her worse (better?). I may do a Batman article then all of you PI fans will be vindicated.

Hey dude i agree with the rest of these people where is Poison Ivy

The only people who I think should've been on the list were The Misfits from "Jem And The Holograms". What can I say? I go for the glam rock thing.

Other than that, great article. If you and Knites are looking to do a cross-over, I say go for it. You're both great writers and if you two collaborated, I know it would be a 5-star article.

Seriously,... where is Poison Ivy?!

Otherwise, great work my friend!

Also, Demona is one messed up chick.

Out of this list, I would have to say the Baroness. I don't think the Transformer belongs on here. Where's Poison Ivy?

Hey Mr. Gone. Hope things are well with you. Still interested in the crossover thing?