Top 10 South Park Episodes

My top 10 favorite episodes of South Park.

The first time I saw this show was glimpses of it on TV back in the late 90's when my mom was watching it. Half a decade later, I was home-schooled and got curious and started watching it. I thought it was good, so, without further ado, here are my top 10 favorite South Park episodes.



10. Mecha-Streisand (Season 1)

I have nothing against Barbra Streisand, but this episode was awesome. Cartman and Kyle unearth half of a mystical triangle on a field trip, and Barbra Streisand wants it to merge it with the other half in order to become the most powerful celebrity in the world. When she succeeds, the rest of the episode becomes a Kaiju parody, and it's awesome.



9. Cartman Joins NAMBLA (Season 4)

Cartman wants more mature friends, so he joins the North American Man Boy Love Association, which, of course, is an association made up of pedophiles. Meanwhile, Kenny tries to prevent his parents from having another baby. The funniest part of this episode was the chase scene near the end; that's the reason why I love this one.



8. The Tooth Fairy Tats (Season 4)

Cartman hatches a plan to make money: by posing as the Tooth Fairy and stealing kids' money to save up for a Sega Dreamcast, which has him and the others end up working for Loogie, the mob boss of the black market tooth trade. Kyle, meanwhile, questions existence when he realizes that the Tooth Fairy isn't real. This episode's moral is quite refreshing as we all have been known to question existence, especially myself.



7. Good Times With Weapons (Season 8)

The boys make up a phony story about their parents dying to get Japanese weapons. This is a favorite because of the shift to anime style. Where can you go wrong with that?



6. Chinpokomon (Season 3)

Before the episode in the #7 spot existed, we settled for this episode, which is a parody of the Pokemon craze, which I also was a part of. The games, the anime, the cards, the figurines, even those Pikachu plush toys. However, Chinpokomon was secretly a plan made by vengeful Japanese businessmen who want to use the kids to bomb Pearl Harbor. That last sentence was the reason why this episode was banned in Japan, where this show is very popular. However, a Japanese fan did give that episode subtitles.



5. Trapper Keeper (Season 4)

An android from the future warns our heroes that Cartman's Trapper Keeper will bring destruction. The main storyline is awesome, take my word for it. The subplot has Ike enrolling in kindergarten and running for class president. The subplot is really funny, especially Mr. Garrison's reactions.



4. The Meteor Shower trilogy (Season 3)

3 episodes that take place on the same night, where a meteor shower occurs. 1 episode has Cartman being babysat by Stan's big sister Shelley, another has Stan being stuck in Mr. Mackey's basement with the other kids while the adults have a party, and the 3rd one has Kyle bringing Kenny to Jew Scouts where one of the elders seeks to destroy Judaism by unleashing Haman. All 3 of these episodes are worth a watch.



3. Hooked on Monkey Fonics (Season 3)

Cartman gets a monkey to help him win the spelling bee, but he loses and wants to be home-schooled because two home-schooled kids, Mark Cotswolds and his sister Rebecca, won. Kyle falls in love with Rebecca and teaches her the wonder of love. This isn't just a funny episode, but it's cute, too.



2. A Very Crappy Christmas (Season 4)

This is my favorite Christmas episode in the series. When the town loses all its Christmas cheer, the boys decide to make a Christmas special, which is "The Spirit of Christmas" by Trey and Matt themselves, from what you can tell from the clips. This episode is cute and is a nice joke about what the creators made 5 years prior to this episode.



1. The Coon trilogy (Season 14)

Another 3 parter, focusing on Cartman's alter-ego, the Coon and the other boys as heroes. Stan is Toolshed, Kyle is Human Kite, Clyde is Mosquito, Token is TupperWear, Timmy is Iron Maiden, some kid named Bradley is the often-picked on Mintberry Crunch, and Mysterion is none other than, spoiler alert, Kenny! Kenny turns out to be immortal, and tires of being such a thing because no one remembers his deaths. After the Coon is kicked out for being a jerk, he turns against the others by controlling Cthulhu to do his bidding. This 3-parter ties up all the loose ends for me since we know how the running gag with Kenny really works.

Thank you for taking a gander at this article. Sorry if it's short, but I don't want to give too much away.
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    Coreylin81 Posted 11 months 3 days ago
    One of my favorite SP episodes was when the internet was shut down all over the US, and people were having to live in camps. Mr. Marsh was going really crazy because he was addicted to internet porn. Another good one was also involved Stan's dad. Mr. Marsh finds out that taking women to Broadway musicals makes them want to have oral relations afterwards because of subliminal messages in the songs.
    freddyfan98 Posted 1 year 26 days ago
    Great Choices MoranisFan1991.
    MoranisFan1991 Posted 1 year 1 month ago
    I'm sorry gtavc, but while the Imaginationland trilogy WAS good, I didn't like the subplot with that stupid court order; it wasn't necessary. I liked seeing Imaginationland and all those cute fantasy characters, and I liked that Butters was the hero because he never gets any respect.
    gtavc94 Posted 1 year 1 month ago
    This article loses all credibility when the Imaginationland trilogy is not included. I agree that most of these episodes are very good, but getting to see all those fantasy characters in the south park style was just much better then their normal episodes. It won an Emmy for Christ sake!!
    BC_Anselmo Posted 1 year 1 month ago
    I think you should do a top worst of South Park. After all these top ten as well as your top worst are your opinion. People should not be "backlashing" them. They too have a right to have their opinion about their top ten best and worst. just remember it is just that, opinions.

    As for my opinion (besides loving your article lol) my personal favorites are when they mention my home town because I am from Colorado, and it always seems like Coloradan's are like them.

    By the way, the kid mentioned (Bradley as Mintberry Crunch)also made appearance in the episode where Butters was sent to the bi-curious camp to "pray away the gay".
    MoranisFan1991 Posted 1 year 1 month ago
    @futuramafan95: It sure was! And a bit of trivia: the boys were babies at the time of The Cure's Disintegration album's release (1989).
    futuramafan95 Posted 1 year 1 month ago
    Mecca-Streisand was all kinds of awesome. "Disintegration is the best album ever!!"
    MoranisFan1991 Posted 1 year 1 month ago
    @MrCleveland: My first 3 articles were a string of appalling failures. The first one was too short, the second one was partially plagiarized from a wiki article, and the third had a GBA game from 2003. So yeah, I did get backlash, although mostly from RetroJerk. He also commented on some of my good articles.

    @shotz90s: Oh, you mean "Cancelled"? Well, as Chef says, "It stopped being funny forty seconds ago", although it varies on humor, in my opinion.
    shotz90s Posted 1 year 1 month ago
    I really liked the "Farting on Kyle" episode where the satellite dish comes out Cartman's a$$.
    MrCleveland Posted 1 year 1 month ago
    @MoranisFan1991...if you saw my "Top-16 TV List"...it was what I called "Only One Calorie...Not Retro Enough". I wonder if you got backlash from many RetroJunk Purists, I don't play that because I want to have articles THRIVE...if they don't reach the criteria...I'll tell them to add pics or sentences.

    Like I said...not bad.
    MoranisFan1991 Posted 1 year 1 month ago
    @Mr. Cleveland: I did consider making a top 10 worst to go along with it, but I was afraid of the backlash over my opinions. And you can just call me Emily or Emi.

    @ Everyone else:
    Let's consider "Scott Tenorman Must Die", "Cartmanland", "Professor Chaos", "The Simpsons Already Did It", "AWESOME-O", "The Death of Eric Cartman", "Ike's Wee-Wee", and "Casa Bonita" honorable mentions, okay?
    emax4 Posted 1 year 1 month ago
    No A.W.E.S.O.M.E.O? Aw man, you're killing me. ^_^.
    ProphetSword1 Posted 1 year 1 month ago
    This is a pretty good list of episodes. I'll add a few more in case someone reads this that isn't familiar with South Park wants to check them out:

    Watch all the episodes in this article, and add:

    Scott Tenorman Must Die
    Cartmanland
    Professor Chaos
    Simpsons Already Did It
    AWESOM-O
    You Have 0 Friends
    The Death of Eric Cartman
    Make Love, Not Warcraft
    Elemental School Musical
    Ike's Wee-Wee
    Casa Bonita
    The Entity
    The Ungroundable
    The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
    Starvin' Marvin
    Starvin' Marvin in Space
    Something You Can Do With Your Finger
    Helen Keller! The Musical
    It Hits the Fan
    MrCleveland Posted 1 year 1 month ago
    I thumbed you up MorrisFan1991 because I feel that you got this idea from me (Top-16 List)...that and I like "South Park"!

    I'll make a "Top-16 BEST (and WORST) South Park" List sometime soon, but it'll be launched on my blogspot page. (Long Story)!
    soc27cer Posted 1 year 1 month ago
    what episodes in season 3 are the meteor triliogy? eh,... ill just google it! ( :
    MoranisFan1991 Posted 1 year 2 months ago
    Well, Khan and asnaes, I'm aware that "Scott Tenorman Must Die" is a highly-acclaimed episode, but I liked the 10 choices I've picked better.
    jango52577 Posted 1 year 2 months ago
    South Park has been one of my favorite shows ever since I was 14 years old. "Scott Tenorman Must Die" is still one of my favorite episodes but "Worldwide Recorder Concert" come in at a close second because as far as I can remember it was the first episode of South Park I ever watched.
    The Ronin Identity Posted 1 year 2 months ago
    Great article. My all time favorite episode is the one where Randy Marsh starts training and fighting other dads at Stans baseball games also have to give a mention for the Gayfish episode and the Awesome - O episode. I love South Park
    asnaes1981 Posted 1 year 2 months ago
    I agree with Khan. That was one of the greatest episodes, and it's not on the list.
    Khan Posted 1 year 2 months ago
    Scott Tenorman Must Die
    AtlantaCommercials Posted 1 year 2 months ago
    I like the Chinpokomon episode. It was the first ''Full'' episode I watched of the show(I watched a random snippet of it on Comedy Central back in the 90s but,my parents caught me.)and I loved the satire of the late 90s Pokemon craze because I experienced it too as a kid. My favorite part was
    them watching these fake commercials for new toy craze ideas.(ALABAMA MAN!! Hes Quick,Hes Strong,Hes ACTIVE!)
    gufdasfa9 Posted 1 year 6 days ago
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