TF:TM Memories

The original Transformers movie



Transformers: The Movie came out in August 1986, but didn't appear in my area until around New Year's 1987 (we lived in a rinky-dink town & our local theater only got 10th run movies). The movie was poorly recieved in general (even leading to the G.I. Joe film being released direct-to-video instead of to theaters), but I absolutely adored it. Not only did I watch it in the theater, but I later rented the VHS and much later bought the DVD. I was 11 when I watched it the first time, and I was blown away. Seeing a movie with a rock soundtrack was rare in those days, and seeing an animated movie that wasn't some Disney fluff was unheard of. I had been a huge Transformers fan since they first appeared, and seeing them on the big screen and with such high quality art & animation was fantastic. I wasn't happy with so much of the original cast getting killed off, but I was pleased that they were actually hitting what they were shooting at for a change. (I was reaching the age where I no longer found robots designed for war, who can't hit ANYthing with their lasers to be believable.)

I didn't like the new rounded design of many of the newly introduced Transformers

old relic

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(which oddly included both newly built ones and ancient relics. Everything old is new again, I guess.), nor did I like Rodimus Prime as a leader nor as a character. Only appearing in the end of the movie, he wasn't a problem there, but when they incorporated the movie back into the animated series they gave him a major role. This new leader was just a perpetually whiney and annoying little wretch. He tended to be a little more proactive than his predecessor, which was good, but his unending whining made me wish he would hurry up & get his head blown off.

I watched Transformers: The Movie for my 11th birthday party. The timing was actually good, since my birthday was in early January and the movie had only recently arrived at our theater. It was the first time I was actually glad that our theater was slow. Few kids in town had had a chance to see the movie yet, but all of them wanted to.
The party started out at my house, where I opened presents and we had cake, then we went downtown to the theater. It was also a sort of coming-of-age thing for me, since it was the first time I went to the theater without parental supervision (my mother dropped us all off, then left us to watch the movie & go home by ourselves). I had gotten a Walkman and a Transformers audio tape as gifts that year, and stood listening to the tape as we waited for the theater to let us in. The tape seemed like it should have been one of those read-a-long ones, but it wasn't (you could tell for certain because it lacked the "turn the page when you hear the beep" cues). The voices on the tape were completely different than the familiar ones from the cartoon series, as was the theme music. I wasn't very fond of the story portion of the tape, but I liked the theme & still like it to this day. It only had about five notes from a synthesizer and someone saying "TRANS-FOR-MERS!" over and over, but there was just something about the atmosphere it created...

That movie theater has since been pushed to the wayside by the opening of a new megatheater just outside of town, and even closed for business for a time. It has since re-opened after some rennovations and a new owner though, and is currently open for business.


I should go back there again one of these days (I no longer live in that town). I have a great many memories of going to that theater. When I was a kid, we would go there about once a month or so, depending on when they finally got some new/decent movies (which was not very often at all, see the earlier comment about them being a 10th run theater). We would sneak in some cans of soda and some snacks (often either pringles or that "hull-less" popcorn, which is just cheese curls with butter instead of cheese) and sometimes a deck of cards or something to pass the time waiting for the movie to start. (That theater always started movies 15~20mins past the scheduled time, and never aired any cartoons or anything to fill the gap.) Afterward we would always go to the donut shop directly across the street, where I would invariably get a chocolate frosted donut & a glass of chocolate milk, and talk about the movie we just watched.


Before Transformers: The Movie came out, there was a contest & ad campaign on the local TV stations. They would give you a letter in the name of the movie's major villain each day, then you would have to unscramble the letters when it was all done and send in your answer. I missed a day/letter, but was still able to guess the correct answer (I knew it would have to be either "unicorn" or "unicron", and I couldn't see some big, badass, giant robot being named "unicorn"). Unfortunately, I didn't win the contest.

After the movie came out, "The Touch" by Stan Bush became insanely popular and even got a music video. That video appeared endlessly on MTV and was included on the Transformers: The Movie VHS release as a special bonus. Unfortunately, when I got the DVD many years later, it did not include the video. Wierd Al's "Dare to be Stupid" song also became insanely popular after the movie.




The movie had a drastic impact on the TV series. Most of the well-known characters vanished (having been killed off in the film) while a slew of unknows swept in to take their places. The setting shifted from primarily occuring on modern day earth, to largely occuring in space, and when it did feature earth it was a very futuristic earth. The overall tone of the show also got considerably darker. Many fans hated the change, I was on the fence about it. I simultaneously enjoyed the change of pace, and mourned the loss of the familiar.

Transformers: The Movie may not have been a box office success, but it is a cult classic which will live on in many of our hearts. (Something which can never be said about those monstrosities Michael Bay crammed down our throats recently, but lets just try to forget that those three movies ever existed.)



Well, this article meandered more than I anticipated. That's just the way memories go, I guess.
Transformers: The Movie is, and will always be, one of my #1 favorite movies of all time.
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Comments
    sunstreaker Posted 1 year 2 months ago
    Megatron must be stopped no matter the cost.

    Prime!

    One shall stand....One shall fall.

    Why through away your life so wrecklessly.

    Thats a question you should ask yourself Megatron.

    Let this be the end of the Cybertronian wars as we march forward to a new age of peace and happiness. Til all are one. Til all are one.
    retroguy78 Posted 1 year 3 months ago
    I actually saw this movie for the first time last summer for its 25th anniversary. Hard to believe they actually put bad words in it. I guess that's how it got its PG rating.
    romatixx Posted 1 year 4 months ago
    Whoa transformers is probably my favorite of all time and I loved the music in those audio tapes. That was weird, lets never speak of this again.
    Drahken Posted 1 year 4 months ago
    I loved read-a-long stories when I was a kid. I had a whole bunch of read-a-long records, and would often use the film strip viewer at the library, where you listen to the tape & advance the film strip when it beeps. I wasn't a fan of OTR at the time though. I had had little exposure to it outside of bugs bunny cartoons, which only seemed to indicate that it was filled with the old detective type shows, which I never cared for.
    However, I did stumble onto the world of OTR a few years ago & discovered that there was a great deal more to it than just "the shadow knows!"

    There's one site with the TF tape in question, plus other TF read-a-longs: http://www.physics.ohio-state.edu/~sstoneb/tf/books/ scroll down to the "Kid Stuff Readalongs" section.
    Hoju Koolander Posted 1 year 4 months ago
    Nice mix of memories and retro-history. I had/have one of those Transformers story tapes too. It deals with Megatron trying to steal oil to convert into energon. I had/have a similar cassette of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles that re-enacts the first few episodes of the cartoon, but with different voice actors. I was a fan of old radio shows like The Shadow growing up, so it was awesome when there were audio plays of popular, current heroes.
    Drahken Posted 1 year 4 months ago
    I can't believe I forgot to include a bit about the panini sticker album for the movie. They used to have the panini sticker packs & albums near the checkouts in every store in town, looking to see what new sets they had was an integral part of any shopping trip.
    The TF:TM album used stills from the movie for each sticker, plus it had "secret code" stuff, which was only revealed when viewed through the piece of red plastic they included (much like the old tech specs on the original transformers toys). The TF:TM sticker album was one of the few which I actually managed to completely fill. In the process, I wound up with so many extra sticker that I got & nearly filled a second album.
    The first album is long since lost to the ages, but I think the second one is still in a box in the basement. I'll have to see if I can find it one of these days.
    pellet26 Posted 1 year 4 months ago
    I'm loving the comment "monstrosities Michael Bay crammed down our throats". I'm a big transformers fan and having to explain that I'm not a fan of the new Bayformers is annoying. I love this movie, I have the DVD and I still watch it from time to time. Good article.
    chokeslam Posted 1 year 4 months ago
    Jazz and Cliffjumper were always my two favorite Autobots. I had heard before seeing the movie that some of the Autobots were killed off so I was rather upset when they got sucked into Unicron toward the beginning. I was overjoyed when these two were actually rescued at the end, it was the best happy ending I could have hoped for. Along with Bumblebee the were two of the only three confirmed survivors among the original original Autobots.
    Benjanime Posted 1 year 4 months ago
    i'm proud to have the 20th anniversary dvd of this movie. one, because it's in the original format (and includes spike's "OH SHIT" line, as the vhs tapes did not, and two, it's got crystal clear quality. great article, thanks for sharing with us your perspective on the experience of watching it during its theatrical release
    matacron Posted 1 year 4 months ago
    Just check out my avatar to see what I think of the movie.

    That is all. :D
    Drahken Posted 1 year 4 months ago
    Lets not forget the debate over the duplicate cyclonuses visible in the transformation scene, and the line "cyclonus and his armada". I think it was originally planned to have cyclonus/armada be the same deal as scourge/sweeps, then they changed their minds at the last minute.
    Personally, I think cyclonus & possibly scourge retain their memories, but the sweeps were nothing more than insecticon clones & thus were little more than spare parts even beofre they were so heavily damaged & rebuilt.
    chokeslam Posted 1 year 4 months ago
    Then again if I go with the argument that they were new robots made form old parts then I guess it really doesn't mater if Cyclonus was made from Skywarp or Bombshell ;)
    chokeslam Posted 1 year 4 months ago
    This movie also lead to some huge debates among TF fans such as whether is was Skywarp or Bombshell who became Cyclonus and whether Cyclonus, Scourge and the Sweeps retained the memories of Skywarp, Thundercracker and the Insecticons or if they were just new robots made from the remains of dead decepticons. I don't think there has ever been a definitive answe, but I went with Skywarp (despite being in the background) and new bots made from decepticon scrap metal.
    asnaes1981 Posted 1 year 4 months ago
    I was upset when Optimus Prime and Starscream were killed off. Prowl too, but not as much.
    Drahken Posted 1 year 4 months ago
    ...On that note, another thought just occurred to me: This is the 25th anniversary of when I saw the film.
    Drahken Posted 1 year 4 months ago
    Close, "sharkTicons". I liked the demolition derby scene with the sharkticons, and the part where grimlock came in and started bossing the sharkticons around. The battle on junkion (where they play the dare to be stupid song) was one of my favs scenes. The movie was full of great quotes too, like; "The insecticons are in our way! Wrong, they're our way in!", "I wasn't scared. Then you probably didn't understand the situation.", "You will be held in contempt of court. I have nothing -but- contempt for this court.", and of course, the venerable "bah-weep-grah-nah weep nin-ni-bong".
    In an odd twist of fate, I first watched this movie on my Bday, and now this article gets published just a few days before my Bday. The timing didn't even occur to me when I was writing the article.
    The Ronin Identity Posted 1 year 4 months ago
    love this movie, i've seen it literally like 50 times, My fav parts are when Kup and HotRod are trapped on the planet of the sharkicons (is that how you spell that!) and when Megatron is being turned into Galvatron ( i always loved the animation at that part and wait for that part to blaze up a doob when i'm watching it). This movie and GI Joe: The M.A.S.S device are two of my favorite cartoons of all time. Thanks for the memories
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