my top 3 kevin smith films

Kevin smith is a funny as dude.Heres 3 of his flicks.

3.MALL RATS.

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Mallrats follow around a loudmouthed,comic book lovin,teenager Brodie and his best friend T.S. When both of them are dumped by their girlfreands they head to their favorite place on earth the mall!!As soon as they get thir they meet two goodfriends of them,the imfamous Jay and silent bob.

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It doesnt take long for it to become a conquest to win back their girl friends love.This was Kevins second film and he was able to get a very good cast such as Jason Lee,Shanon Doherty,Jeremy London,and Ben Afflack.This movie is full of crude jokes and some nudidity which is why i love it so much.Jay and Silent Bob has a much bigger part which of course is a plus,And with Jay yellin stuff like "SNOOTCHIE BOOTCHIE NOOTCHIES''its goota make you laugh.Since im such a big comic book fan I love how the movie is based so much around it.And also brodie gets to have a chat with the great STAN LEE!The hero of marvle comics!

2.CLERKS

Kevins first movie.What can I say about this movie other then great?It was done on a real low budget,but low budgets dont always mean crappy movie[everyone should know].This movie centers around the pissed off Dante and his wisecracking friend randal.

Dante and Randal talk about what kind of customers piss them off and deal with customers in the movie.The movie starts out with dante having to go to work on his day off and later he gets into a fight with his girlfriend about how she went down on 36 differant guys befour him.the rest of the day involves dante and randal having a hokey game on the roof,and them going to a funeral and knocking down the cascket.[not on purpose].The movie focuses alot on dantes love life and his ex girlfriend coming to see him.There are tons of hilarius situations in this movie.Usualy im realy bothered by movies in black and white but i like this movie so much that I didint even notice it.Its great seing Jay and silent bobs first apearence and jays firt line was a big rant about how hes going to F**** everybody.And if you noticed in the end,Jay and Silent Bob are the ones who make Randal notice that he chose the wrong woman in the end.

The movie also became a shortlived cartoon.

1.DOGMA

My favorite of kevins movies I thought that this one had the most plot.Thousands of years ago 2 anges were banned from heaven for refusing to kill sinners and they were sent down to earth for all eternity.They find a loop hole that could put them back in heaven and if they get back in then all mankind will be destoyed so its up to the last relative of jesus christ to stop them with the hell of [of course ]jay and silent bob and the black disiple Rufus.

And the two angels are spending thier last days on earth killing sinners.

What I love so much about this movie is its depth and yet it can still get alot of crude jokes in.[such as the shit demon]And everybody love this famous ''NEW JESUS''

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I loved jays big rant at the end about him wondering what the F***is goin on and then him geting kissed by god and passing out.

Well that was my favorite 3 kevin smith movie.And for those people who say that they never heard silent bob talk,What the hell,he talks in every one of his movies!

Comments

You gave me a headache in two paragraphs. Conglaturation!

BTW, my personal favorite Kevin Smith film is Chasing Amy. It totally bombed and get no respect, but there is something about the futility of trying to turn a hot lesbian straight that just pulls at my.....hearstrings.

You might want to do a little more research next time. There a few discrepencies in you article. Just a couple are: In Clerks -Jay and Silent Bob tell Dante, not Randle, about which girlfriend is better. In Dogma - The "New", "Hip" idol is called "Buddy Christ" not "New Jesus". This one in nitpicky, but in MallRats - Brodie is the mallrat and T.S. just goes along because Brodie drags him and he has nothing better to do.

i like clerks then mallrats then jay and silent bob strikes back

uh, these aren't all that retro to me, but I guess the first of them came out a while back.

Over-rated. Over-rated. Over-rated. I suppose that I could be nice and say that these 3 films are marginally better than "Jersey Girl", but that is small compliment indeed.

all these movies a pure brilliance.. i think i have to say clerks is top for me, then mallrats, then chasing amy and the dogma. Not that dogma is bad or anything, i love it. they are all great.

"Beautiful, naked, big-titted women just don't fall out of the sky, you know!"

The 'Buddy Christ' is definitely one classic masterpiece of humour. Out of interest, does anyone know who actually designed the final sculpture?

I've never heard anyone say that Silent Bob never talks. Books...covers...judgment. I think there was a saying about that....

I'm a big fan of Kevin's films (excepting Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - I think that's the right name). Strangely enough, when I first watched Dogma I really didn't like it much. Certainly it's very different from Clerks and Mallrats, which may be why. But after a few repeats I have learned to love it probably the most of these films. I agree that it had a nice depth to it.

Benesato.