How is this a kid's movie?

my top G-Rated movies that should be PG instead

We all know, kid's movies and cartoons especially can be dark or disturbing at times. The main catch to most of these noteworthy dark cartoons is that the darkest of the dark tend to be PG or higher. Examples of non-childrens animation like, Prince of Egypt, Watership Down, the Plague Dogs, and Tim Burton's stop motion. are not on this list because they had the right kind of rating system. These shocked everyone with their darkness in a supposedly kid's movie.

I just wanna throw this out there so I don't have to repeat it throughout the article: Don Bluth's policy is that kids can handle anything as long as you attatch a happy ending. If you know anything about this guy, then you'll see plenty of examples.

Also, I'm keeping these movies all semi-contemporary because in eras like the one where Walt Disney was still making movies everything was G. Even though Pinocchio or Bambi would'ave been good candidates for this list that's why they don't apply.

There are no videos here because these are about the whole movies, not just a couple scenes.

Besides all that these are all Disney, Pixar, or Don Bluth because most other animation companies rate their movies the right way and don't fight for a G.

Final note: I like all these movies. I like some more than others but everything I say about them is in good spirits.

7. Up (Pixar 2009)

Most people think of this movie's adorable charachters like, Kevin, Doug, and Russel. Anyone who's seen this movie knows the semi-infamous opening montage. That not only had the idea of death and aging but also miscarrige. It would'ave probably gone over a little kid's head but seriously, what was it doing there in the first place. It's only ranked so low on the list because everything else is pretty kid friendly. It has the adult theme of aging and wanting to do things for the possibly last time. With the existance of those themes it's the opening that shoves it all in your face.

6.the Land Before Time (Don Bluth 1988)

This movie is incredibly sad. The charachters are cute but there isn't much happy in this movie. There are plenty of scary scenes involving Sharptooth and of course a lot of it could be described as not only a much darker version of, and a prehistoric Bambi. It's well made up for with preachiness and well-illustrated bonds between the charachters but still, we all were moved in some way by the death of Littlefoot's mother. Then, what's sadder than that is when Littlefoot sees his shaddow and thinks it's his mother and it isn't. This is very similar to Lion King here only, it's less graphic.

5.Toy Story 3 (Pixar 2010)

When this movie came out just about everyone wanted to see it thinking it would be a generally cheerful movie like the first and second. Well, still being really good I have no idea how this was managed but Lotso is truly a threatening villian, the other toys at Sunnyside are pretty unsettleing, and it's just jaw-droppingly dark. The comic releif was well done but still, a lot of first time viewers cried or almost cried seeing their nostalgic charachters almost get thrown away.

4. All Dogs Go to Heaven (Don Bluth 1989)

This movie tends to get mixed reviews but love it or hate it we all know how dark it is. Not only general darkness but there's adult themes GALORE here. Charlie gets drunk, he dies, he gambles and does various other things that would be classified as a bad example. Also, there's use of a machiene gun. Oddly enough nobody gets killed by it. I would say it shows Don Bluth's policy for movies but it has a bittersweet instead of happy ending. It makes up for all the darkness and kid unfriendliness by using music that manages to degrade the story and cutesy charachters. I don't think that's enough for a G-rating.

3.the Secret of NIMH (Don Bluth 1982)

This is Don Bluth's first animated film and considered the best by many standards. The reason why it's here is because of how dark and adult the whole thing is. Okay, one of the subplots is all about a bunch of lab rats who escape and become intelligent. (told in the form of a particularly unsettleing montage) Then, there's the scary imagery of the Great Owl. Also, let's not forget Jenner aka the rat version of Scar. He kills Nicodemus and almost kills Mrs. Brisby's little kids in the proscess. Ya know, for kids!

2. the Lion King (Disney 1994)

This has been considered the best animated film of all time. Besides the great charachters and music, it's also considred one of the saddest animated films of all time too. Anyone who's ever seen this movie, especially '90s kids was even remotely disturbed by the saddest scene in American animation. Yep, that's right Mufasa's on screen death and Simba's realistic and understandable breakdown. Then later, there's plenty of fights mostly between Scar, Simba, and the hyenas. This still would be a true masterpiece of animation if it got a PG rating. So, why not?

1. the Hunchback of Notre Dame (Disney 1996)

No, this is not going to be a rant about all the sexual innuendo. Besides that element of lust there are plenty of other much less subtle adult themes. The opening in itself includes homocide and attempted infantacide. Oh my god that sounds so weird talking about a disney movie! Then there's the festival of fools sequence. Even though Esmerelda saves Quasimodo from mass humiliation it was still an obvious hate crime against a disabled person. It makes me a little sick to watch. Incase that wasn't enough, there's also the strong religious themes and talk of hell. On top of all that, Froll is a truly threatening villian. WOW! There are some things I don't even wann know, like how this got a G-rating and was off the drawing board for a family movie company like Disney. To be fair the music and gargoyles are what make it more kid friendly.

After thinking of these movies, I'd always think twice about that tiny letter G on the back of the movie case. It's an exaggeration or lie sometimes. Still, I said this once before despite my some-odd rantings I like all these movies to some extent! I just disagree with the rating.

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Comments
    AndrewV1992 Posted 1 year 8 months ago
    The Secret of NIMH is also scary because the Music score is sooooo loud that you'd have to turn down the volume at times.

    Also the fanfare on the Original UA logo which was replaced by another UA logo is partucularly bombastic at the end of the logo:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?&gl=US&hl=en&client=mv-google&v=e5tqnBXd89I&fulldescription=1&nomobile=1
    92DreamMaster Posted 1 year 9 months ago
    I've seen every movie here. I forgot where I was going with this crappy article when I was writing it. Go ahead hate it. So do I. I have much better articles than this one. It was one of my first.
    Benjanime Posted 1 year 9 months ago
    oh, and lion king was a masterpiece. and what's this about giving a background on what a movie is about? i'm sure if you actually WATCH the movie then it shouldn't be a problem, so i don't see why i should describe it when you haven't taken the time to watch it. seriously, i'm not big on spoiling stuff. that's your business
    Benjanime Posted 1 year 9 months ago
    two pixar movies that are listed are not retro, all dogs go to heaven was fucking depressing, and so was the land before time. the secret of nimh and the hunchback of notre dame are the only two decent movies here
    chillygal Posted 1 year 9 months ago
    so i try not to post any negativity on articles if i can help it- but really??? i grew up on some of these movies and i think they are excellent. these movies try to show kids that not everything in life is perfect and not everything has a happy ending. there is noting wrong with giving kids a little realism in movies. i'm not saying you have to let your kids watch them, but i wouldn't have a problem with it. i think some of these movies create conversation between kids and there parents, allowing for parents to step up and explain why certain things in these movies are wrong or not appropriate for kids. just my opinion. also, a little constructive criticism, when talking about movies and such give a little background on what the movies are about, then your opinion. you give little snipits of info, but not much. also, try not to put anything beyond 1999 unless refrencing a remake or similar idea from today, otherwise people are going to cintinue to rip you to shreds. just an idea.
    Benjanime Posted 1 year 9 months ago
    ridiculous? i'm only saying what's true
    AndrewV1992 Posted 1 year 9 months ago
    And please stop insulting 92DreamMaster with ridiculous and sarcastic comments.
    AndrewV1992 Posted 1 year 9 months ago
    I like how you made a reference to The Nolstagia Critic when saying_ "Ya know, for Kids!"
    Benjanime Posted 1 year 10 months ago
    read my last comment. and try harder this time
    92DreamMaster Posted 1 year 10 months ago
    wut are u talking about??? and yah of course u cant change wut u grew up with
    Benjanime Posted 1 year 10 months ago
    yeah, you obviously haven't been on this site longer than i have, 92dreammaster. but then again how would you know if there have been many other articles in the past written on this same subject? even if they aren't labeled as kids movies to you, this is what we grew up with, and it's unchangeable
    92DreamMaster Posted 1 year 10 months ago
    maybe you wouldnt feel even slightly attacked if you were told to "grow some balls" and called a "puritan" :P but thats it here........
    RetroJerk Posted 1 year 10 months ago
    Yeah sorry most people consider it "flipping out" when you shout "COME ON THIS IS ONE OF MY FIRST ARTICLES!!!!". Maybe try not using all caps and multiple exclamation marks next time to clear up any confusion.
    92DreamMaster Posted 1 year 10 months ago
    I did not flip out. I was just a little pissed off and I'm not sorry. I guess I just set my goals slightly too high for an article.......
    RetroJerk Posted 1 year 10 months ago
    Echidna, it isnt a big deal but if nobody says anything about non retro material pretty soon you're gonna get articles like "My favorite cartoons from last week" on here. Nobody is ripping this girl to shreds just telling her whats wrong. She says on her own profile she can take criticism but when criticism is given she flips out.
    Pie In The Sky Posted 1 year 10 months ago
    Yeah "Watership Down" was pretty dark.
    Echidna64 Posted 1 year 10 months ago
    Lighten up fellas, great idea and format for a first article.
    RetroJerk Posted 1 year 10 months ago
    How hard is it to stick to retro themed material? There are millions of retro kids movies that are considered questionable yet 2 out of 7 of your selections are from the last 3 years. There are millions of other sites to talk about pixar or whatever you want but this is retrojunk and we like to keep it retro here.
    92DreamMaster Posted 1 year 10 months ago
    don't worry I don't like how this turned out either does anyone know how to delete a posted article here??
    92DreamMaster Posted 1 year 10 months ago
    COME ON THIS IS ONE OF MY FIRST ARTICLES!!!! sorry for not being perfect or "ballsy" according to your standards but would people shut up already if I re-posted this and took off the pixar movies???
    taciturnwes Posted 1 year 10 months ago
    Okay retro issues aside, Up actually IS rated PG, as for your other candidates, the only one I agree on is The Secret of NIMH, because it's actually pretty bloody and even has a character saying "Damn!" at one point. But as for the rest of these, they're not THAT offensive, at least no more than any of the other animated films of the past, especially from Disney. The G rating doesn't have to mean completely and utterly devoid of anything that anyone would find remotely offensive, kids aren't that fragile, they can be exposed to deeper, darker themes without physically scarring them for life. In fact, it's good for them to learn early that life is not all fun and games, bad stuff happens all the time, prepare yourselves.
    Benjanime Posted 1 year 10 months ago
    are there still people whining that secret of nimh is too dark for kids? grow some balls already. ferngully had its dark moments and that didn't hold me back at all
    ActionBastard Posted 1 year 10 months ago
    @Chokeslam: Don't have a cow just because people want to maybe mix it up with both old and new things in their article. I mean, it is THEIR article.
    RetroJerk Posted 1 year 10 months ago
    Chokeslam beat me to it. This is still a retro site correct?
    Guild_Navigator Posted 1 year 10 months ago
    Oh,stop being such a goddamn puritan. None of those movies have anything that kids can't handle. I may agree with Hunchback being a little bit risque if you want to show it to little children,but only because of the dark imagery. It's not like they're going to watch Urotsukidoji or anything.

    My 10-year old son has seen all those movies (except All Dogs because I told him it sucked) and he was fine. You want to know what really scared him when he was younger? The Teletubbies...or more specifically the kid that would appear inside the sun in that show. I'm dead f*cking serious...
    vintagelys Posted 1 year 10 months ago
    dude...all the movies you listed are better than all the borderline porn they have out there for kids now...seriously, calm the fuck down.
    vintagefantasy Posted 1 year 10 months ago
    where's watership down
    memboy12 Posted 1 year 10 months ago
    one of my fave retro movies are disney's aladdin & A Gofy Movie
    stake n sheak Posted 1 year 10 months ago
    Don Bluth is absolutely correct on the first part, and I disagree that a happy ending is needed.

    Have you ever read Grimm's Fairy Tales?
    Strongside Posted 1 year 10 months ago
    I agree with Chokeslam. Some of those movies aren't retor enough to even be on the list.
    chokeslam Posted 1 year 10 months ago
    Why is it that so many people have trouble understanding the concept of retro?!! This is a decent enough article, but given that it involves movies like Up and Toy Story 3 it does not belong on a retro site. I mean TS3 is barely over a year old, NOT RETRO!!!
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