Tomorrow Never Knows (Part 1)

Nickelodeon & The Disney Channel, The John Lennons And Paul McCartneys Of Their Time


I have this theory about children who grew up in the 90's that what children's programming they preferred as a child speaks to their personality, much like if your favorite Beatle is Paul your one way and if your favorite was John your another way. Typically Pauls are more conservative and wanting to be in control while Lennons are more open minded or prefer to push the limits of things. Both parties are well respected and talented in their own right but very different none the less.

Nickelodeon = Lennons

Nickelodeon in the 90's was experimenting quite a bit with new animation and cohesive story telling in shows. We would see shows like Ren and Stimpy that would push the very limit that you could stand and sometimes going over. The animation was very stiff, the characters would make quick and abrupt physical movements followed by a grotesque close-up where you would see veins,bruises, blood shot eyes,snot drenched overgrown nose hairs, everything. They had the typical children's cartoon setup where the characters were in the real world yet they were talking self sufficient house hold pets but thats about where the similarities to classic children's programming ends.



their equivalent to Christmas would be "Yak Shaving day", selling rubber nipples to a closeted homicidal maniac wrapped in rubber garments was a natural occurrence, i also recall a sequence where Ren found it necessary to squeeze lemons on the open wounds on his knees after he took a cheese grater to them. the series lasted 5 seasons before being cancelled.




Now Ren and Stimpy was more of an indulgent show, whereas a show like doug taught kids morals through a very genuine and like-able show. The main character was Doug Funnie, he had just moved to town which alienated him from his surroundings which we all can relate to as we all feel misunderstood in a strange world in our youth. Doug likes Beets, both the fictional health concious band and the vegetable, the show did not glamorize superficiality like shows of today (I.E. hannah Montana, icarly, jonas.. what have you) they were completely committed in promoting a healthy way of living mentally and physically. Doug would often escape into his imagination and fantasize about being in extraordinary circumstances saving the day which is always a child fantasy.



I always found Doug's neighbors the Dinks interesting, I've been informed that the name Dink is an an-acronym for Double-Income-No-Kids, which is precisely what the Dinks were, both were employed and having no children they could afford to spend their money on expensive and seemingly useless gadgets. Mr. Dinks catch phrase was "Very Expensive" as most of his insane nick knacks were.




I'd like now to talk about a show that more or less combines the two. That show would be Rocko's Modern Life. Rocko was Wallaby fresh from Australia, he worked in a Comic Book store and had a love for jackhammering. The show would juggle with satirical humor most kids were too young to understand and surrealism, but the two seemed to work. Rocko would learn the consequences for over spending on credit cards, the corporate charade that was the gym salon, while in other episodes rocko would experience time travel and even unknowingly help ralph bighead get out of an unread clause in his TV show contract, all the while being drenched in double entendre and sexual innuendo.



I could talk day and night about shows such as The Adventures Of Pete And Pete, but how that show was so brilliant is another article entirely. as well as Hey Arnold, Aaah Real Monsters Kablam and Rugrats.

Nickelodeon also had game shows for kids this helped us understand why grownups seemed to like them. the shows all dealt with things kids were interested in such as a jubilant amount of slime-ings, Toys r Us Gift Certificates and pop culture questions, Legends Of The Hidden Temple(somewhat educational), Double Dare, What Would You Do, Figure It Out, Guts are some examples of those shows. I used to be amazed when i would watch kids become part of the video-game in the show Nick Arcade, it wasn't until I was older when I realized how simple green screening is.



The early 90's was a renaissance for kid's programming on Nickelodeon, it was like their own Sgt. Pepper's album; They used old and new techniques for entertainment and sometimes made up their own, the results forever changed the face and standard of their industry.



I believe people who grew up enjoying shows that would make them laugh, think and sometimes frighten them are the kind of people who would enjoy these things in their later life. John Lennon was a person like this, his songs were regarded as being more cerebral then Paul's, he liked to push the limits of what people enjoyed and would show them new ways of doing so.

bear in mind i have not done any scientific research on this theory its more of my opinion, but i would love to hear what you guys think about it whether you agree or disagree.

Part 2 with Toon Disney and the McCartneys is currently in the works
























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    ProtoMan Posted 1 year 27 days ago
    I'm a huge Beatles fan AND I loved Nickelodeon in its prime. Thumbs up!
    daniice3 Posted 3 years 7 months ago
    I am most definitely a lennon but where does cartoon network fit into this equation?
    mightybfan Posted 3 years 8 months ago
    It's good! It's got the past Nick cartoons with the beatles,good idea!
    Bugzcuz Posted 3 years 8 months ago
    Nick cartoons in the 90's were the best, they were acctually funny (although spongebob has it's funny moments every now and then) but i miss the humor, and the variety in the animation. It's just not the same these days
    MrCleveland Posted 3 years 8 months ago
    I really miss Nick of the 90's. Much Better than the Spongebob Nickelodeon. (Maybe next decade, we'll see that change)!
    Detox Posted 3 years 8 months ago
    ahhaha ren and stimpy was so fucking weird..but that's why I loved it...everytime I watched it, I felt like I drifted off into another world, an outer-body experience...I don't know if the show was even intended for kids even though the animations implied it..still, it is my favorite show to this day..shame it got canceled..and the great think about it is that the animator of the show is from the college I'm attending..sheridan tech, yea..he's from there
    mywalletsgone Posted 3 years 8 months ago
    im a lennon
    kenE2389 Posted 3 years 8 months ago
    its all good i'm workin on the last part
    Hoju Koolander Posted 3 years 8 months ago
    I didn't mean to suggest you shouldn't do a part 2, that was more of a dig at dalmationlover.
    kenE2389 Posted 3 years 8 months ago
    part 2 it is
    and everyone loves a log
    C-Boss Posted 3 years 8 months ago
    So many Memories...
    Log Rolls down stairs, up over in pairs,
    It Rolls over you neighbor's dog,
    It great for a snack,Its fits on your back,
    Its LOG! LOG!
    Its big, Its heavy its WOOD!
    Its Log! Log!
    Its Better than bad, its good!
    smooth_criminal Posted 3 years 8 months ago
    What a great Idea...love this!
    Units1019 Posted 3 years 8 months ago
    What if you liked both?

    Although now that I think about, what memorable cartoons were there for Toon Disney in the 90's?

    But I guess so far, the nod goes to Nickelodeon I guess. Great toons and great live actions shows. Wild and Crazy Kids, Hey Dude, Roundhouse, Are You Afraid of the Dark? Alex Mack.

    And dude, if you planned on two parts, post the second. I honestly am drawing blanks to Toon Disney programming and would like to be educated. It'll at leas jog my memory.

    Great article so far by the way
    kenE2389 Posted 3 years 8 months ago
    yeah i was waiting to see peoples reaction and if you guys arent diggin it i wont post the 2nd part
    Hoju Koolander Posted 3 years 8 months ago
    Nick and Fox Kids is where it was at! I never liked the Ren and Stimpy centered stories on their show, I was always waiting for a "Log" commercial or and episode of "Powdered Toast Man". Same with Doug, I preferred his Quailman persona.

    I say stop while you're ahead, no one wants to hear about Toon Disney...except dalmationlover.
    asnaes1981 Posted 3 years 8 months ago
    My wife and I are like the Dinks. Except we're interracial.
    Sunni Posted 3 years 8 months ago
    What if you liked both Disney and Nickelodeon? I guess I'm an independent, although I still preferred the Nickelodeon version of Doug to the Disney one. I'm giving an automatic thumbs up just for the "you broke my grill" picture. That episode was lost in a wasteland of memories until now. :)
    grandmasboy3692 Posted 3 years 8 months ago
    well said!!!
    dalmatianlover Posted 3 years 8 months ago
    Wow. Very theoretical.
    WoWAddict Posted 3 years 8 months ago
    On the subject of TV nowadays, "The show did not glamorize superficiality like shows of today (I.E. Hannah Montana, iCarly, Jonas.. what have you) they were completely committed in promoting a healthy way of living mentally and physically." How true! That's what TV is continuing to become, slowly poisoning our culture and society today. These newer shows and superficially-infected culture are the reason why the US is circling the drain faster and faster. Couldn't have said it better myself!
    ethandaman24 Posted 3 years 8 months ago
    Why is it that when people talk about Nickelodeon's Doug, they always have pictures of Disney's Doug. Anyways, I don't really want to score this article, mainly due to poor capitalization. Articles on Retro Junk must be perfect when you're typing in words.
    thewheelers Posted 3 years 8 months ago
    Awesome article!!! Comparing the wacky and experimental Nickelodeon to Lennon and the cleaner yet still imaginative and innovative Disney to Paul is new. They were both kings (the stations and the men).
    Evil_Iron Posted 3 years 8 months ago
    AAaah Ren and Stimpy. I remember seeing this as a kid. It was a big deal with cartoon chart being soo crule and using "adult words". Dubb to swedhis, but still the voiceacting was briliant :) Love that show.
    jerrythemouse Posted 3 years 8 months ago
    im actually torn to give this a thumbs up or a thumbs down, theres alot of stuff i like in it, and things i dont. so i wont score it. good read though.
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