Gone Camping.

Grab your Bug Spray!

We're going camping!





Man, I loved hearing those words!It was kinda like hearing the Ice Cream Truck's familiar tune, or watching commercials for slip and slides again. Summer was here. And that meant, No more homework, no more books, no more teachers dirty looks! Haha...What? I love that rhyme! But yeah...Back to Camping! It was always a family tradition that lasted many years. But before I go on, please allow me a brief introduction.

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Summertime


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Summer itself is one of those universal subjects.[/b] Just about all people can look back on that special time with fondness. Heck, it only happened once a year! Another grade of school was behind us, and we had 3 months ahead of us to swim, jump, play and just be kids. Summer was good to me.







I'll be the first to admit I spent the majority of summer cooped up in my house playing video games or watching TV. Like the time I saw the Pete and Pete episode about Mr. Tastee's disappearance, and I came up with the absurd notion to find my Ice cream guy, but that's an article to itself! But the time I did spend outside in nature was special. And that's where our Family Camping trips come in. I want to break it down from packing up and getting there, to fishing, BBQ and even leaving. I also thought it to be a good idea to bring two very dear friends of mine along to help me out with this article. You may already know them...





So without further ado, delay or digressions, lets set the tone. It's 1994 and I'm 8 years old, just minding my own business watching Rugrats and enjoying my Summer break...




Then I hear the news...







Man was I excited! It was always a yearly thing for us. I grew up in a pretty large family, so we all got together and it was always nice seeing my cousins and other relatives that I hadn't seen in awhile. But what always seemed to excite me was packing. I loved bringing a bunch of unnecessary things just because I always thought they might come in handy. I also helped my Dad get all the supplies we needed. Here were the basics;


Oh yeah, we meant business. This was second only to the BBQ pit in food preparation superiority. We mainly used it for Breakfast stuff like making eggs or heating up water. We had it for years, but it started malfunctioning so we stopped using one. I always had a sentimental feeling for the thing. Years gone by and it was still around even though we never used it. I think we eventually scrapped it when we moved. In some ways I'm glad the thing broke down, I always thought it would explode or something because the fuel tank was right there. Only you can prevent forest fires.


Standard issue super hot sleeping bag. At least that's how I remember them. It was either freeze in the tent without it or sweat like a pig. No in between. They were of the old late 70's make. They were nylon on the outside with a plaid designed liner. One thing I could never master was rolling the thing up and putting it into the bag. Was always an ordeal. I think I still have the thing around somewhere, I haven't used it for awhile. But this was always my first thing to make sure I remembered. I remember one year, I forgot it and had to share one, it was horrible.









Forget Hank Hill, Kerosene is where it's at! It's true, they don't make stuff like they used too. This baby ran off Kerosene, not 20 D batteries like today's crap. It would and could light up the WHOLE camp site. It had a dimming function too. Only drawback was that the material that gave off the light would burn out. My Pops still has this thing, and I'm waiting for him to pass it down to me. But I don't think that will happen soon. It's like the son he always wanted. *sniff*







The dreaded Igloo. I was always nervous when drinking from this thing. It was rarely if ever cleaned out and I seem to remember sand accumulating at the bottom. Oh well, it's either that or taking my chances and drinking from the same stream that Aunt Mildred bathed in!




Screw that pissy nylon stuff, Men use canvas! That was my dad in a nutshell. He's one of the "Old School" types. And we never had a normal Coleman tent like the others...no,no. Ours must have been from a army surplus store. It looked pretty much like the one in the picture above.(Minus the buildings) It took 2 people to carry and 4 to help set it up. Not to mention enough Poles and rope to build a small bridge. I always felt like other people who saw us in it were probably thinking "Oh great honey look, a bunch of red necks pulled up, hide the jewelry." But now that I think back, It wouldn't have been the same without that great manly tent.


Of course when I was done helping Dad, I packed my own stuff, real essentials.




Nothing like escaping to mother nature like bringing all the modern conveniences of man with you! Even though it annoyed the heck out of me in later years, I can't deny that we brought our fair share of electronics. The portable TV was fought for tooth and nail by my sisters, and my older brother would disrupt the peace and serenity of the entire campground by bumping some Guns and Roses full blast. And then me hiding high up in a tree playing Gameboy. What a lovely family.





Of course after everything was packed, you still had to get there. And I've come to learn that...



Getting there, is half the battle.





The gauntlet. A 6 hour ride up north with 6 people in a 4 passenger car,stuffed with luggage. The ride there although mostly boring, had it's ups and downs. Looking back, the rides always reminded me of an episode from Pete and Pete, where they go on a trip and the dad is bent on defending his title as "King of the Road" against another rival family.




The ride itself wasn't just a ride, it was a challenge. We always made the trip in our old Toyota suv. It was a late 80's model and really cramped. Those rides were tough because we were all smooshed together and it was HOT! Cries for AC ran on deaf ears and the radio was always a source of debate on what music should be played. I being younger had no say in anything so I basically stared out the window the whole time trying to identify car models or see how many miles we had to go till we got there. We did have a couple nice diversions and comfort features to help ease the ride.



We had a game of travel Billiards. Which consisted of a table some plastic balls and 2 cheap spring loaded cue sticks. The game was impossible on a flat table on solid ground, let alone in a beat up truck with alignment problems.




Checkers anyone? Not me. 5 minutes into the game I would get nauseated and have to upchuck the Denny's we had for breakfast on the interstate, not pretty.



The oldest trick in the book that parents used for occupying their kids, First one to find a Florida license plate wins. Too bad we were in California on an empty highway. And if we were particularly rowdy my mom would suggest Hawaii plates! Her way of saying "Shut up so I can go to sleep!"



To this day, everytime I watch National Lampoons Vacation, I always think back to those days out on the open road.




But eventually we would get there, and that's where the fun began!



We're here!
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It was always like this at first, but the feeling didn't last long.





This picture is the actual entrance of the campground we used to go to. It was located in a state park, full of redwoods. In later years we started going to KOA campground. Which is basically a bunch of cabins located on a large plot of land. Not really camping but a heck of a lot more convenient.





But we weren't at KOA. This place was a real campsite. No water spigots or outhouses. As soon as we would arrive we go to setting up camp. This included pitching the tent, unpacking and so on. We usually got there hours before the rest of the family would arrive. So we always had to wait for them to come and wait for them to set up. Once all the unpacking and stuff was done, that's when everybody got together. And here are some my favorite things that we did.

Fishing.




Fishing is a test of patience. I failed at that. I would always annoy my dad by wanting to reel in the line about 5 minutes after it was casted to make sure the bait was still on. Baiting blood worms on the hook was a test of nerve too. But I would also try to make my own fishing pole using a stick some line and a hotdog. I was a regular Bear Grylls! Later on my dad got me one of those Bart Simpson fishing poles. Man was that thing lame. How on earth was I suppose to catch fish with that thing?





The River.




I loved playing in the river. I wasn't a very good swimmer but I enjoyed floating on the big donut tube we had. I always thought a fish would bite my toes are something like that. The water was excruciatingly cold at first. You just had to man up and jump in. Unless you wanted to spend an hour slowly creeping in. That is until someone splashed you!




Ghost Stories.




It always happened after the sun went down. While all the grown ups were heading in for the night all of us kids would gather around the campfire. I still remember the almost hypnotic spell that came over me as I would gaze deeply into the flickering flames as horrid tales were spun.



One of my older cousins in particular liked to scare the crap out of us. We'll just call him "Eddy" although his real name was Robert, but that's irrelevant to the story.

I remember one story he told me about this kid whose parents were going out for the night and left him at the house by himself while they were gone.

The family had a dog that they put in the basement because they didn't want him running around the house. The parents told their kid that if he got scared while they were away to just go to the basement and put your fingers under the door.Then the dog would lick his fingers to comfort the kid.

Well, after they left, about an hour alone the kid started hearing a knocking noise at the back door. He got scared and went to the basement and put his fingers under the door. Sure enough his fingers were licked and he felt safe. Well soon after he heard another noise, a tapping on the window. He got scared once more and went to the basement and put his hands under the door to be licked again. All through the night this was happening. He would hear strange noises and go to the basement door to be comforted.

His parents finally got back and he told them about all the odd noises he had heard. The parents didn't believe him, thinking it was just his imagination. He wanted to see the dog so he could pet him. So the parents went to the basement, unlocked the door and found it empty. They looked all over the house. Then they found the dog, dead in the attic...




Well usually after a night of hearing stories like that, sleep was the last thing on my mind. I remember I would sit in my tent, nervous and sweaty. Gripping my flashlight. The woods seemed much closer. All the night sounds seemed amplified tenfold. I'd occasionally peep out to make sure all the others were still around. But looking into the dark mass of trees was very unsettling.




But I did eventually go to sleep, and I want to end this article on a more happy note. FOOD!


The BBQ Pit.








Ah...that blessed contraption of metal. BBQ's were probably the highlight of the trip. Every night there would be a veritable feast. I'm talking Baby back ribs smothered in sauce, Prime rib seasoned with Garlic, Pepper and herbs, Steak marinating for hours. Grilled corn on the cob, shish kabobs loaded with bell pepper and steak. I could go on and on about it. But I just want to let these pictures do the talking. I'm gonna have a sandwich...





Well, it was fun while it lasted.




This picture does no justice And I don't think any camera ever could. At the days end I would like to lay on my back and just stare up at infinity and beyond. It was simple and yet amazing. Millions of twinkling lights glowing in the sky.

I haven't camped in a long time. Sadly, the tradition kind of slowly dwindled. Less and less people showed up every year. Till soon it was just us.

But I will cherish those memories. All the times playing in the river, skipping stones, climbing trees, hiding lizards in my sisters tent. Good times.

But it always ended with us packing up, getting back in the car and making that long voyage back to civilization.





The End.

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Comments
    Born In The 80s Posted 3 years 5 days ago
    exact chapter from the book: life and times of BIT8S.
    TheGreatShow Posted 3 years 8 months ago
    Great article ... miss camping ... was gonna go this year but wasted all my vac time taking care of my fiance over last winter :(
    SONIC123 Posted 3 years 10 months ago
    This is an amazing article.

    "Nothing like escaping to mother nature like bringing all the modern conveniences of man with you!"

    That's so true. Something about playing a gameboy when your in a tent in the woods is just special.

    Calvin & Hobbes
    ZING Posted 3 years 10 months ago
    When I was a kid I loved to go camping.
    Goodgold Posted 3 years 10 months ago
    you did it again. vkimo is an article god! keep it up bro =]
    LivelyLorikeet Posted 3 years 10 months ago
    When I was a sprog, I never understood why my mom hated camping. I am grown up now and I understand.
    kodakthe1andonly Posted 3 years 10 months ago
    Loved this article. I really liked how you used calvin and hobbes throughout. This reminded me more of boy scouts because my dad was the scout master and i was an only child so it was like everytime i went camping with dad it was with all my friends instead of brothers. the most depressing part of camping is that part at the end. heading back into civilazation :( keep up the good work my friend.
    Ian16545 Posted 3 years 10 months ago
    Right on, vkimo!

    I recall camping with my parents in a tent and all - that was mainly done at the Izaak Walton Lodge in Logan (not too far from Columbus) during the "May Apple Stomp", a dance weekend organized by a local group here in town known as the "Big Scioty Barn Dance Society". The only downside with sleeping in the tent was that when we woke up on Sunday, the inside of the tent was practically soaked with morning dew, and I felt VERY uncomfortable getting up.

    I also recall going on TWO camping trips with my fellow "Travelers" at Y-Camp. One was at Wolf Run State Park, in Cambridge, Ohio (for reasons that truly escape me), and the other was in the Kanahwa State Forest, near Charleston, West Virginia, during a rafting trip on the New River. Unfortunately, the latter trip had to be cut short because one of the campers that went with us got sick. So we wound up leaving Charleston around 1:30am (or thereabouts) and arriving back in Columbus sometime around 7:30am. Jeez, I hope I never go on a camping trip like THAT again!

    Again, welcome back, and _congratulations_ on another top-notch POV.

    P.S. I don't object to Calvin and Hobbes being used as role models for the articles. Now, I myself used to like C&H, but the way his peers act towards Calvin (especially his parents) were just absolutely TOO much for me to bear.
    NLogan Posted 3 years 10 months ago
    I love camping but wish I could do it more. My back yard is the mountain however and I hike all the time.
    Cosgrove Posted 3 years 10 months ago
    Welcome back, vkimo!!!!

    Great article! I love your usage of different pic alignments. Dare I say it, I love your formatting!!!

    I love the C&H comic strips and the Pete and Pete/Vacation references. Thumbs up. Good to see you back.
    retrogoddess Posted 3 years 10 months ago
    THIS WAS GREAT!!! I would give you 2 thumbs up if I could!
    TheOutlaw Posted 3 years 10 months ago
    There is nothing better than food that is cooked outside.
    gaijinninja Posted 3 years 10 months ago
    Light. Refreshing. And very satisfying. As good an article as you've ever written, and that's saying something. Your attention to detail/formatting is what made the difference. I really like some of your pic alignments especially-

    [align right][pic tv80s][/align][align left][pic gameboyo][/align]

    I thought that was a nice use of different pic sizes and the 'empty space' really set 'em off.

    You did a great job of evoking memories from my own childhood camping trips and for that you have my gratitude. All in a great looking package to boot, well worth the wait. Best/ most imaginative article I've seen around these parts in a while. HUGE T.U. #28
    she-ra21 Posted 3 years 10 months ago

    Thanks for bringing back some memories for me! My family and I went camping for a week at a national park every summer years ago. We had a Coleman stove and a lantern, a big orange canvas tent the four of slept in. (one year switched to a very small, no frills camper.) We had a blast.

    Th article is perfect. The writing, the photos, the Calvin and Hobbes cartoons, the fonts. Excellent.
    Hoju Koolander Posted 3 years 10 months ago
    Well look whose back in the writing pool? Good times. I did most of my camping through Boy Scouts. My favorite camping memory was roasting a Tootsie Roll over the fire (who knows why) and when it eventually melted and fell in the fire I instinctively reached in to grab it and burned my hand-IDIOT!
    ImAllTheRage Posted 3 years 10 months ago
    Good article, brudda.
    Barbarax Posted 3 years 10 months ago
    Very nice article vkimo!
    jerrythemouse Posted 3 years 10 months ago
    i wish my parents couldve brought me camping, i never got to expierience anything like this when i was a kid.
    socttyv17 Posted 3 years 10 months ago
    Probably the best layout of any article I have seen here. Nice job and great content also!
    jellybeankid Posted 3 years 10 months ago
    I rember that story but I was told a differnt one it went like this. A boy had two parents he was a only child. His parents said they where going to move away but the boy said he wasnt going to go. So the parents said they where going to buy the boy a dog if he moves so he said yes. The boy though he would go out and explore the area with his dog he was walking around the street when his dog started to lick his hand. He thought whats going on then the dog kept doing it the boy was to busy to notice a car coming towards him just then the dog tripped him up and he fell behind a wall then the car hit where he was just standing. The boy ran home to tell his parents what had happened the mum and dad said well this dog be physic. And when ever you are in trouble he will start to lick your hand. So one night the parents say they are going out for a few drinks. He is at home alone. about 12ish he goes to bed he is lieing there and he starts to hear a drip drip drip just then his dog starts to lick his hand. Thats when he knows he is in trouble so he prays to himself just then his mum and dad walk in the house he starts to tell his mum what had happend they go to the bathroom to where the drip was and his dog had been hanged from the light bulb. So who was licking his hand?
    tattooedhusker Posted 3 years 10 months ago
    Went to one of those KOA's earlier this summer, just wanted to get away for the weekend with the wife and kid...Good place, fun, but nothing beats camping the way it was meant to be experienced. My hats off to you for sparking so many memories of summers past. Thumbs way up for sure!
    Ninja Turtle 777 Posted 3 years 10 months ago
    This article brought back some memories. I need to find my Calvin and Hobbs comics, Revenge of the Baby Sat is a classic.
    tbondrage99 Posted 3 years 10 months ago
    Thank you so very much for this spectacular article Vkimo. Many fond memories flowed through my head as I read it. Growing up in Newfoundland camping is a several time a summer thing for alot of families, mine was no different. In fact one summer my family went camping EVERY weekend, ok sure three of those weekends were just my Dad and I setting up a tent in the backyard and sleeping out there on Saturday night but still. Your words have brought a smile to my face, a tear to eye and a brilliant thought to my head, I'm going to call up some friends and go camping next weekend. I know it goes without saying but I'll say it anyways, thumbs up.
    Lil Penny Posted 3 years 10 months ago
    I used to love camping as well. We had a pretty nice but worn out RV that my family would drive up, down, and around California. When nights were awesome, my two brothers and I would pitch our tent and tell scary stories with one flashlight.
    So many great times at those campgrounds. Swimming, playing catch, fishing, chasing wild animals, meeting other kids, summer puppy love, exploring new places. Man, when I have kids I can only hope I bring them the awesome experience of camping.
    PukeGreenShagCarpet Posted 3 years 10 months ago
    I did lots of camping with my dad and older brother growing up.
    Some of the best memories of my childhood are from camping adventures.
    Then I joined the Boy Scouts at 12 or so. We went on camping trips like every 3 weeks or so. The scout leader was well off and footed a lot of bills. It was great going to all those places.
    Oh, the Coleman stove, sleeping bags, tents and the primal focal point of the night..the campfire. marshmallows; blackened, smores; a melted.
    Great article. Oh, and by the way, that Lasonic ghettoblaster is worth some coin nowadays.
    dalmatianlover Posted 3 years 10 months ago
    Talk about a well-crafted article! See? This is why I call you an article god!
    Kimber76 Posted 3 years 10 months ago
    Thanx for bringing Calvin and Hobbes along for the journey! Great article. :-)
    Riphard Posted 3 years 10 months ago
    you put some serious effort in the editing and structure of the article. good job.
    Trueblue94 Posted 3 years 10 months ago
    vkimo, your articles are always the best! Thumbs way up! My family used to go camping all the time. It was the best. Funny camping story: While we were hiking one day, someone's pet golden retriever came running towards us. It was perfectly friendly, but I started screaming and my mom panicked and thrusted a butterfly net over its head. Eventually the owner called it back, and my dad and my brother were rofling at us. Another funny camping story: We left a bag of Cheetos on the pinic table near our tent. While we were sleeping, a raccoon ripped open the bag, ate all the Cheetos, and left, leaving behind only its suspicious pawprints.
    knuclear200x Posted 3 years 10 months ago
    Oh, vik. ;_;
    Spencer Posted 3 years 10 months ago
    This is great, I always loved taking the old Gameboy out in the wilderness.
    velcrohead Posted 3 years 10 months ago
    Excellent article. Though you owe Bill Watterson some serious royalties now ;)

    In all seriousness, an enjoyable read through and through.
    Benjanime Posted 3 years 10 months ago
    ah memories ^^ and the un-scary ghost stories from our parents...
    Caps 2.0 Posted 3 years 10 months ago
    He does it again, ladies and gentlemen. Another great article from one of the masters. I predict ratings in at least the the high double-digits for this one.
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